KRA to Hire an Agent To Live In Every Kenyan Home

NAIROBI, KENYA—In a bold move to increase tax collection and compliance, the Kenya Revenue Authority (KRA) announced on Thursday that it will hire an agent to live in every home in the country. The agents, who will be trained and equipped by the KRA, will monitor every household’s income and expenditure, and report any tax […]

Government to Tax Every 4th Child in Kenya

YouTube Sends Warm Reminder to Kenyan Content Creators That it is in Complete Control of Their Livelihood

Mutura and Mahindi Choma Addiction Leads to Bankruptcy for Millions of Gen-Zers


Al-Shabab Launches New Campaign to Recruit Short People

In a desperate attempt to boost their dwindling numbers, Harakat al-Shabaab al-Mujahideen, commonly known as al-Shabaab, has launched a new campaign to recruit short people for their terrorist organization. The campaign, dubbed “Short and Proud”, features posters and videos of short militants carrying out attacks and mocking the infidels for their height. “Short people are […]

Jobless Man Takes Annual Leave, Says He Deserves a Break

Why Software Engineers Have Short Life Expectancy

Pastor Ezekiel Threatens to Delete Kenya’s Star Permanently



Pastor Ezekiel Threatens to Delete Kenya’s Star Permanently

Embattled millionaire Pastor Ezekiel Odero has threatened to plunge Kenya into an endless cycle of poverty, ignorance, and diseases if the Registrar of Societies does not revoke her decision to deregister New Life Prayer Center. The Pastor well known for finding lost stars has warned that he will permanently delete Kenya’s star and ensure that […]

Premier League to Introduce New Rules to Make the Competition More Fair and Exciting

Runyenjes MP to be Excommunicated from Akorino Church for Supporting Housing Fund

8 Survivors of Pastor Paul Mackenzie’s Cult in Shakahola Speak Out


Military Coup Leader Claims He Was Just Following Orders

In a shocking twist of events, the leader of the military coup that overthrew the democratically elected government of the Republic of Bananastan has claimed that he was just following orders from his superiors. General Banana Peel, who led the coup on Monday, said that he had no choice but to execute the plan that […]

World Bank Praises Poor Countries for Reducing Poverty by Dying

Optimism Rekindled as 32-Year-Old lastborn Starts to Bathe Himself

Africa’s Apathy Towards European Tribal War Angers European Leaders

Trump Ready to Convert to Judaism if Mossad Backs Down