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Governance

NTSA Wants all PSV Passengers to Wear Helmets

All public service vehicle passengers will now be required to don helmets, according to the new regulations released by the National Transport and Safety Authority. In a bold new move to tame the rising cases of road accident fatalities, passengers will be required to wear helmets while the vehicle is in motion, lack of which […]

Mombasa Drug Dealer Takes Credit for all Jobs Created in the County this Year

Graduate Engineers will No Longer Pay Tax in Kenya

Trevor Noah Announces Early Retirement after Trump Exit Makes Him Irrelevant

IEBC Reports that Miguna Miguna has Blocked Half of all Nairobi Voters on Social Media

Concerns Raised after Edgar Obare Applies for the CJ Job

Its Inaccurate to think that Uhuru Kenyatta Steals KShs 2b Everyday Alone

QuickMart to Stock Husbands Beginning Mid 2021

Politics

Susan Kihika Cuts off Ties with Her Dynasty Family to show Commitment to Hustlers

Tangatanga politician and Senator for Nakuru County Susan Wakarura Kihika has a made a radical decision that will see her adopted into the hustler nation, despite her links to a major dynasty family. The firebrand politician has legally cut ties with all her family members in order to maintain an untainted hustler narrative, noting that […]

‘I am too rich to Be a Hustler’ Buzeki Explains why he ditched CCM

“Unemployment High Because Young People Keep Failing Interviews” – Atwoli

Rowdy Bodaboda Operators Burn Car Despite the Owner’s Insistence that he Went to Alliance

Proposal Seeks to have Kenyan Churches Sing 75% Local Songs

Who is Mejja’s Father: Netizen now have a clue, Dictator of Collabos

Meet Njeff Mbesus from Tala who Just Invented an Automatic Ugali Maker

Churches Conveniently Declare a Period of Prayer and Fasting in January

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Religion

Proposal Seeks to have Kenyan Churches Sing 75% Local Songs

The Ministry of Sports, Culture and Heritage has proposed a new regulation that will see churches in Kenya required to sing at least 75% local songs. In an attempt to bring order and sanity in how singing is done in churches, as well as promoting local talents, churches will be required to adhere to the […]

Churches Conveniently Declare a Period of Prayer and Fasting in January

ARSENAL SET FOR EUROPEAN GLORY, AS SPURS EYE THE EPL. CLOSER HOME, GOR MAHIA TO BE UPSET!

Pastor Ng’ang’a to hold Special Prayer Session for Arsenal FC

Sports

Arsenal Wants the ‘Winner-Takes-All’ Football Point System Changed

Arsenal Football Club is seeking for reforms in football, arguing that the winner takes all system that is used to award points has made players too aggressive and has negative consequences on the fans all over. The club which is now strongly rooted at the basement of the EPL table wants radical reforms in the […]

Onset of Mango Season Spells Doom for Atheists in Kenya

Why Pope Francis Rejected Uhuru Kenyatta’s Request to Live Forever

Possibility that Jesus will Make a Second Coming Via Zoom Highly Likely

International

Trevor Noah Announces Early Retirement after Trump Exit Makes Him Irrelevant

The second highest ranking South African in the US, Trevor Noah, has been forced into early retirement after his comedy career came to a dead end with Trump retirement. The comedian who made a fortune out of Donald Trump realized that it is time to cash out when Trump failed to clinch to power and […]

The American Embassy in DC Failed Donald Trump

Kenyan Photographed in US Capitol Chaos Speaks Out

International

More than 3500 Dead from Post-Election Violence in the US: A Country Where the Dead Are Not Counted

The number of fatalities from the ongoing Post Election Violence that have rocked the United States of America has passed the 3500 mark, but official records do not reflect this because it is a country where the dead are just not counted. Most of the deaths are being attributed to Covid-19, even in cases where […]

Iran Offers Political Asylum to Donald Trump

Delegates Reject Proposal for a Remote 2021 Men’s Conference