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Governance

JSC Commissioners Focusing on Per Diems Since CJ Interviews Won’t Matter

As the interviews for the next Chief Justice continue, the JSC commissioners tasked with identifying the best candidates have expressed their satisfaction with their allowances since it is the only thing that matters. Although it is a well known secret that the next Chief Justice will be determined by forces bigger than a JSC interview […]

Embarambamba to Perform at Prince Philip’s Funeral

Kenyan Man Sends a Marriage Proposal to Queen Elizabeth

Piers Morgan Blames Black Elements for Untimely Death of Prince Philip

Kenya to Repay Loans with Athletes’ Gold Medals

Kenya to File for Bankruptcy

Civil Servant Working from Home Instinctively Leaves Jacket Hanging on Seat While Watching Netflix

IMF Under Pressure Agrees to Take Brookside Dairy as Collateral for GoK Loan

Religion

God Fearing Man Unaware that the Book of Abraham Does not Exist

A God fearing man who has been consistently attending church for the last 17 years was left with an egg on the face when he confidently quoted the book of Abraham during an online church service. The man who is well versed with the Holy Book was so confident that the book of Abraham exists, […]

Sputnik V Okay if Imported by Approved Cartels – MoH

Kenya to Quarantine Visitors from UK for 18 Months

Kenyan Middle Class Adventurists Discover Northern Kenya is actually in Kenya

Uhuru Leads Cabinet in Celebrating the Fools’ Day

2NK Sacco Faults GoK over Slow Vaccine Rollout

Kenya Petitions WHO for a Local Covid-19 Variant

Dr. Ezekiel Mutua Purchases New Moral Fabric for Kenya

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Governance Sports

Kenya to Repay Loans with Athletes’ Gold Medals

Kenya in a radical new suggestion is exploring possibilities of paying its high loans by collecting all the gold medals ever won and paying IMF with it. “We are unrivaled in the gold medals won…. Those medals are just not things for decorating bedrooms, they are national treasures.” Kenyan officials think all the Gold medals […]

God Fearing Man Unaware that the Book of Abraham Does not Exist

Disquiet in CITAM as Calisto Repeatedly ends Sermon with only One Conclusion

Man Celebrates One Year of Pretending to Send Offering via M-PESA

Religion

Ravi Zacharias Downgraded from First Class to Economy Heaven after Sexual Misconduct Exposé

Ravi Zacharias, the famous Christian apologist who passed on in 2020 has found himself in the middle of a celestial storm after news of his sexual misconduct were confirmed by the ministry. The information which was released this week detailed how the famed preacher engaged in sexual misconduct and abused various women in the latter […]

Proposal Seeks to have Kenyan Churches Sing 75% Local Songs

Churches Conveniently Declare a Period of Prayer and Fasting in January

ARSENAL SET FOR EUROPEAN GLORY, AS SPURS EYE THE EPL. CLOSER HOME, GOR MAHIA TO BE UPSET!

International

Kenyan Man Sends a Marriage Proposal to Queen Elizabeth

A Kenyan man by name Wafula could soon make history after his marriage proposal to Queen Elizabeth was received at the Buckingham Palace. Hours after the position of Prince Consort fell vacant following the death of Prince Philip, Wafula moved with speed and used a private courier service to get his proposal to the queen, […]

Piers Morgan Blames Black Elements for Untimely Death of Prince Philip

Kenya to Quarantine Visitors from UK for 18 Months

International

Jamaican Covid-19 Vaccine Causes a Stir

A promising new Covi-19 vaccine from Jamaica is causing excitement all over the world and rekindled hope that Covid-19 could end soon. If you have been contemplating getting vaccinated, your choices have been limited to either the UK vaccine, US vaccine, Chinese vaccine or the Russian vaccine. Jamaica has come to change that narrative. The […]

Ethiopia’s Plan for Old Birr Notes Bungled

A Few Conspiracy Theories to Help you Come to Terms with the Death of Magufuli