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Machakos County Bans Dowry Payment During the Ongoing Dry Season

Machakos County Governor Wavinya Ndeti has banned all payment of dowry activities during the ongoing drought, terming the activity as exploitative. In one of her first executive orders, Ndeti said that many families were being taken advantage of by being offered very little dowry because they lack the capacity to negotiate for more. Consequently, the […]

Africa’s Apathy Towards European Tribal War Angers European Leaders

KRA to Get a Side Hustle by 2024 – William Ruto

“Venezuelans used Electromagnetic Radiation to Lower Voter Turnout” – Raila Odinga

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Ruto Owes his Victory to my Bad Leadership – Uhuru

Former President Uhuru Kenyatta has taken credit for William Ruto’s win, saying that Ruto would not have seen the gates of State House if he had Uhuru’s support. Speaking from Ichaweri where he spent the morning trapping moles that have been eating his sweet potatoes since 2003, Uhuru said that his action (or lack of […]

Kalonzo Musyoka in the Race to Succeed Queen Elizabeth

Trump Ready to Convert to Judaism if Mossad Backs Down

Mom Starts a Side Hustle Just to Get away from Kids

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Size 8 to Specialize in Small to Medium Sized Demons

Gospel singer cum preacher Size 8 has launched her career as a middle level exorcist, if clips on social media are something to go by. The famed Mateke singer was recently ordained as a preacher, but no one expected that she would quickly be on the ring facing demons one on one. Size 8 was […]

What if Jesus Died of other Causes, Say Donkey Accident?

Prophet Turns Out to be Just a Statistics Nerd

Kenya Closes its Embassy in Mali after Mali Beat Harambee stars 6 – 0

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Africa’s Apathy Towards European Tribal War Angers European Leaders

World leaders attending the ongoing United Nations General Assembly have expressed concerns that Africa is not doing enough to condemn the ongoing tribal war between Russian and Ukrainian Slavs. In a strongly worded statement, warlords and tribal leaders from the Caucasian block said that Africans were not keen on standing with anybody, and are willing […]

Trump Ready to Convert to Judaism if Mossad Backs Down

Elon Musk Doubles Effort on Zero Emission Babies

House Republicans Look to Pass Sex Outside Marriage Control legislation by November

US to Ban All Public Schools to Curb Mass Shootings