Plans are underway to give all Zebras national identity cards, in a joint operation by the government and the Chinese Zebra Society.
At a joint press conference attended by idlers and non idlers, the government announced this massive project aimed at ensuring that all Zebras are recognized under the Low, and an accurate register of all of all Zebras is available for tourists to use. Government spokesperson added that the government has shown commitment to improving the lives of all zebras, by ensuring that there are numerous Zebra crossings on major highways, as well as establishing modern zebra slaughterhouses in selected private ranches.
However, the opposition termed the move as wasteful, saying that the government should focus on the biometric registrations of cats, which will promote the fight against rats which destroy human food. Zebras are yet to comment on the story.
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