Kenyans Urged to adopt Standard Gauge Minds

Kenyans have been encouraged to adopt Standard Gauge Minds in order to think through the problems the country is facing. Speaking to residents at the Voi bridge, the government spokesperson said that Kenya would only become a first world country if all the citizens responded to the government’s call to adopt standard thoughts, and take on the challenges that the country has been facing for the last 0.05 millenniums.

He added, “You cannot solve standard gauge problems without standard gauge minds”.

In response to the calls, Kenyans from all walks of life have been seen trying to respond to the directive, albeit with mixed results.

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