Governance Politics

Mwangi Kiunjuri Blames Locusts for his Sacking

Sacked Agriculture CS Mwangi Kiunjuri has come out to strongly condemn locusts for his sacking, minutes after president Uhuru Kenyatta announced that his services were no longer needed.

Speaking exclusively to our reporter, Mwangi Kiunjuri said that the locusts had conspired to get him fired because he was hardworking and was determined to rid Kenya of the nagging insects.

“I have worked hard to fight these insects, including reminding Kenyans that school fees work by showing them how to identify locusts,” he lamented. “Most locusts are not happy, and this is why I have lost my job.”

He further added that it is not the first time a CS has lost a job due to locusts, claiming that three of the top Cabinet Secretaries were fired by Pharaoh after the locusts plague by Moses.

Kiunjuri now moves on with his life as a locust activist.

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