Kipchumba Murkomen has finally taken a new role as the Majority leader on Twitter.
In a perfect case of making lemonade out of lemons, Kipchumba Murkomen took up the prestigious Twitter position after the real position in Senate was shaken away by the hand shake government.
“I may not be a participant of the handshake but I can shake my fingers on social media. I call upon all lawyers with many followers to come so that we can hustle together.”
This now makes him the head of all Tweets that are neither in government nor in opposition. He will be coming up with policies on how to block people and how to create hashtags. However, the journey will be long. He will need to start by making friends with many enemies he had accumulated while in power.
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