Manchester United set to Sign 3 New Penalty takers

Manchester United is hoping to sign three new penalty takers in the current transfer window, further strengthening the position of the club as a global Penalty FC.

In an unconfirmed report from the Manchester club, it is said that the club seeks to capitalize on penalties during the next season and having the right penalty takers can be a matter of points and death. “Penalties are key to the greater strategy of Manchester United and having the right taker is central to the success of the club. We are aiming as high as Luka Milivojević, Joshua King and Harry Kane.”

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer admitted on Monday night United’s squad penalty taking needs improving: “We need to strengthen the penalty depth, of course, because it’s going to be a long season and only a couple of weeks rest until we get going again. Dust down, make sure we’re ready and fresh to go.”

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