Parents have beaten Scientists to a Covid-19 Vaccine, with The National Association of Parents in School Governance announcing a new vaccine that is 100% effective against the Covid-19 virus.
Announcing the new vaccine, President of the Association, Mahlomola Kekana, said that parents were committed to the continuity of education and the welfare of the children. “As parents, we work across the whole continuum of child development and this includes health matters. This is why we decided to work in our kitchens and gardens to come up with the vaccine.”
Necessity and Invention
Besides containing the usual components such as antigens, stabilizers, adjuvants, antibiotics, and preservatives, the Parents vaccine also includes a good behavior component and an ability to make children love reading books. “It is a whole vaccine that is geared towards preventing Covid-19 and improving the welfare of children at multiple levels.”
Experts believe that the new vaccine is legit and it had always been suspected that fed up parents would be the first to come up with a vaccine. One parent admitted that they had to take action when they realized that scientists lack a motivation for the same.
“Parents have had a hard time with children at home, and this is enough motivation to come up with a vaccine. Scientists are just lounging in the labs waiting for a salary at the end of the month. We had to take action!”
Another parent said that with children at home, the family was on the verge of bankruptcy. “I have four minions in the house with the appetite of a blue whale. We had to act!”
The WHO has already okayed the distribution of the vaccine and parents everywhere want to feed it to their children in doses that can last for at least 18 years.
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