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Covid-19 Less Deadly if You Do not Know that you have it

Social Media virologists and communicable disease experts have finally converged to a conclusion that Covid-19 is less deadly if one does not know that they have it.

The experts who have analyzed thousands of posts expressing the opinions of random social media users noted that those who have confirmed that they have Covid-19 have had a hard time recovering, while those who self-diagnosed with Covid-19 after the symptoms were over did just fine.

The study now allows the social media users to continue wallowing in ignorance because that works better than being tested and confirming that you have the virus. In fact, most people have already assumed that they already had Covid-19 and survived, based on street statistics.

The only thing that could change their mind is they land on a ventilator.

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