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The Prayer that Larry Madowo Prayed

Larry Madowo recently overtook Polycarp Igathe as the king of switching high value jobs even as Kenyans continue to deal with the problem of joblessness.

After walking away from the apex of journalism career in Kenya, Larry Madowo landed at BBC in North America even before updating his CV. Just before he could finish sorting out the glory that came with the job, CNN has come begging him to help them restore their lost glory in Kenya.

The North American based man from Siaya has shocked many Kenyans with his ability to leave well paying jobs, while most Kenyans are stuck with toxic employers and cannot quit. Larry has even proved that he is even able to transform himself depending on the job requirement, such as acquiring an accent native to where he is working.

 PostaMate can now reveal that the secret behind this success.

The Prayer of Larry Madowo

When he started his career, Larry Madowo realized that the rat race is a rat eat rat scenario. He needed to be different.

This is why he remembered a prayer that his grandmother used to pray.

‘Oh, that You would bless me indeed,
and enlarge my territory,
that Your hand would be with me,
and that You would keep me from evil,
that I may not cause pain.’

The prayer has done the magic, and while Larry Madowo has been begging fellow Kenyans to simply use the prayer, most are online ranting that they have no jobs.

Pray like Larry.

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