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Smoking Can Help you keep Warm in this Weather – BAT

A study commissioned by British American Tobacco has established that smoking is an effective way to keep warm during periods of extended cold weather that are being experienced at the moment.

The new science shows that people who smoke are usually warmer than those who do not smoke, a discovery that can help people who are struggling to keep warm all over the earth.

“This is science. Smoking is basically an improved version of breathing, where the air passes through a fire wall that is literally burning. The speed of smoking can help regulate the temperature of the air; hence the smoker is in control of how much heat is transferred to the body.”

Although smoking causes cancer, the scientists are exploring whether smoking can help one live longer, in a similar manner that smoked fish last longer. If confirmed to be true, smoking will be recommended for anyone who want to live a long, warm and smoking life.

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