“Civil Engineering in Kenya is Just a Dignified Road to Starvation” – Magoha

Education CS Magoha is not a man likely to hide his thoughts, especially when stating a generally accepted truth. This time, he has revealed a well known secret that those who study Civil Engineering know very well. Studying Civil Engineering will give you a good title and social status, but you might easily starve to […]


Kenya Power Calls on the Poor to Embrace Electric vehicles

Kenya Power has called on Kenyans who cannot afford petrol to consider using electric cars as their primary means of transport. Seeking to cash in on the high fuel prices, Kenya Power said that electricity prices are fairly stable and those complaining should take action and use electric cars. “Complaining never makes anything better. Just […]


Ruto Willing to Resign On Condition Raila is not Appointed DP

Deputy President William Ruto has admitted that he is willing to resign from the government if the decision will not be used against him, or for the benefit of his enemies. After months of civil war within the jubilee party, the DP has refused to resign and instead used his office to promote his bottom […]


Seven Arrested at The BigFish Restaurant for Eating Without Masks on

Seven patrons at the famous BigFish Restaurant were yesterday arrested after they were found eating at The BigFish Restaurant without their masks on. The early morning clients were enjoying a variety of meals when an idle and extremely bored policeman stumbled upon the premises and noticed that the five men and two men were eating […]


CBC Fine if Househelp is a Graduate – Magoha

Education Cabinet Secretary George Magoha has said that the Competence Based Curriculum works out smoothly if parents employ graduate househelps. Speaking while on a tour of Western Kenya, Magoha said that homes with competent househelps were having an easy time with CBC, and only those with class 2 dropouts were having a hard time. “Every […]


Taliban Files for IPO with Plans to list on New York Stock Exchange

The Taliban filed paperwork with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission on Friday (Sep. 3) for an initial public offering (IPO) that will reportedly value the Deobandi Islamist religious-political movement and military organization at some $39 billion. First of its kind, the Taliban seeks to establish a new form of government that is all inclusive […]


“Had they Killed a Rhino Instead of my Two Sons, they would be in Jail by now.” – Dad to Kianjokoma Brothers

The six police officers who murdered Benson Njiru and Emmanuel Mutura in Embu County would have been hanged by now, had they killed a rhino instead of the two brothers. The painful observation was made by the father of the two Kianjokoma brothers who is still unable to speak due to the pain involved. “If […]


Wash Wash Guys Good for the Economy – KRA

The Kenya Revenue Authority has downplayed fears that the wash wash guys were harmful to the economy, and instead announced that some of them are leading taxpayers in the country. Following public outcry after Edgar Obare exposed the wash wash industry, KRA said that the economic benefits of the industry have been felt since the […]


Ruto asks Close Allies to Minimize Corruption as witch-hunt Begins

Kenya’s Deputy President William Ruto has requested his close allies to minimize all acts of corruption after his relationship with the President hit an all-time low. Speaking at his Karen residence, Ruto said that the next few months will see people close to him being targeted and accused of all sorts of crimes, and so […]


‘Side Chick didn’t Violate Basic Structure Doctrine of Relationship’ – Boyfriend Claims

A man in his late twenties (not a Subaru driver) is having difficulties convincing his girlfriend that the side chick he has been having did not affect the basic structure of his relationship. Things started going south for the man (who is not from the lake region) when he was captured on live TV in […]