Politics

World Leaders react to Appointment of Rigathi Gachagua as Ruto’s Running Mate

Congratulatory messages continue to pour in from different parts of the world following the appointment of Rigathi Gachagua as Ruto’s running mate for the 2022 General Elections. Leader from different parts of the world have reacted differently to the news which caught no one by surprise, although everybody was surprised. From the East Arican community, […]

Social

Uhuru Asks Elon Musk to Bar Kenyans Under 35 from Twitter

Three years after the President of Kenya Uhuru Kenyatta deleted his Social Media accounts, the president now wants incoming Twitter owner Elon Musk to bar Kenyans below 35 years from suing the Social Media network. Narrating his ordeal in the hands of #KOT (Kenyans on Twitter) mercenaries, Uhuru said that KOT was not good for […]

Social

Probability of Receiving Back Money Sent to Wrong M-PESA Number Drops to 0.003%

The Kenya National Bureau of Statistics has reported a marginal decline in the number of people willing to reverse the money erroneously sent to them via M-PESA. During the launch of the 2021 Economic Survey Report, KNBS said that hard economic times had led to reduction in the number of people willing to reverse the […]

Governance

Kenya Launches Green Card Lottery for Africans Wishing Live in Nairobi

Africans wishing to reside and work in Kenya can now smile after Kenya launched a lottery program that will allow them to be permanent residents in Kenya. The green card lottery program will see a select number of lucky Africans get a chance to live and work in Kenya with a guaranteed path to citizenship. […]

Politics

Wambora Rejoins Embu Gubernatorial Race Under a Different Name

The proverbial cat with nine lives is back. Martin Wambora has opted defend his seat as the Governor of Embu County for the third term, but is it even possible? The genius who has survived two elections where he narrowly won, three impeachments which did not succeed, and four election appeals, is adding another trick […]

Governance

Uhuru Taps Seasoned Dowry Negotiators to Help Secure Affordable Loans

President Uhuru Kenyatta has contracted a team of seasoned dowry negotiators to help secure Kenya affordable loans in the midst of the ongoing debt distress. Speaking after the Labor Day celebrations, President Kenyatta said that the high interest paid on loans had become a threat to the national security, hence the need to ensure new […]

International

Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos Join Hands to Acquire Controlling Stake in Elon Musk

Days after Elon Musk bid to buy Twitter for $43 billion, the council of rich people has made a counter attack with Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates uniting to gain a controlling stake in Elon Musk, effectively making them the owners of Musk’s vast empire. The two billionaires with a combined net worth of $321 […]

Social

How to Evade Toll Charges on the Nairobi Expressway

Kenyans using the Nairobi Expressway are expected to pay between KShs 120 and 1800 as toll fees for the road once Bob the Builder is done with the construction. This is something Kenyans are not happy about. Nobody likes bills, leave alone bills to pay for a road that is built on public land, that […]

Religion

What if Jesus Died of other Causes, Say Donkey Accident?

There are a thousand ways to die, but for Jesus Christ, it was by crucifixion. Did you ever imagine that things could have been a little different? Imagine. Donkey Accident Accidents do happen, and a king who is careless enough to make a triumphant entry into Jerusalem while riding on an untrained donkey was just […]