A silent coup is brewing in Kenya as Bedbugs take control of the most protected building in the whole country. In what seems to be a well-planned coup, bedbugs started by taking control of strategic estates in the country where they learnt the Kenyan politics, before making a grand match to the State House. So […]
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One on one with the Man who stole Bribe Money from Traffic Police in Embu
On Wednesday this week, an event took place in Embu County that left the whole country thrilled, entertained, inspired and shocked. A young man attacked and made away with money that traffic police officers had collected at a roadblock. So daring was the raid that it was like the story of a sheep attacking a […]
Landlords in Nairobi now offering Three-month Trial Period as Tenant Shortage Bites
It is a hard time for landlords in Nairobi’s satellite towns as the supply of houses outstrips the demand for the same, leaving landlords with empty buildings and loans to pay. So serious is the problem that some landlords have resulted to some unconventional methods to lure people into their premises, which include giving a […]
Esther Passaris Wants Mugging Decriminalized in Nairobi
Nairobi County Women Representative Esther Passaris has lashed out on the harsh penalties that are meted out on muggers in Nairobi and other parts of Kenya, terming the long jail terms, mob justice incidences and extra-judicial killings meted out to muggers unnecessary. Speaking while addressing some gang members in Kayole, Passaris argued that gang members […]
Brookside Promises to Reduce the Amount of Water in Milk
Brookside has revealed a plan to reduce the amount of water that is contained in its milk, in an attempt to attract more customers. Speaking to the media, the company spokesperson said that Kenyans were more interested in pure milk and they would try to ensure that their milk contains only utmost 10% water, as […]
Locusts Denied Landing Rights in Tanzania by Magufuli
President John Pombe Magufuli of Tanzania has issued a red alert on all locusts, effectively denying them landing rights in any part of Tanzania. In the presidential decree that also banned any media station from covering any activity by locusts, the president said that he would not tolerate any foreign army in Tanzania, be it […]
Kenya’s Deputy President William Ruto Promises to Steal Corruption out of Kenya
Kenya’s Deputy President and presidential aspirant William Kipchirchir Samoei Arap Ruto has unveiled a grand plan to deal with the runaway corruption that has destroyed the lives of many and threatened the economy for the last fifty-seven years in Kenya. The Deputy President who is known for his no-nonsense approach to corruption has promised to […]
Miguna Miguna Launches a Paybill Number to Help Pay his Bills
Exiled Kenyan lawyer Miguna Miguna has finally decided to give up on toxic masculinity and seek help from the public even as joblessness bites hard in Canada. The lawyer who was recently denied entry back to Kenya has launched a campaign dubbed ‘Kenyans for Miguna,’ where he gave a Paybill number for people to send […]
Bill Gates Promises to Delete Corona Virus
Microsoft founder, billionaire and viral expert William Henry Gates III, popularly known as Bill Gates, is now offering hope to the world by promising to delete Corona Virus from the face of the earth. Speaking during a World Health Organization briefing, Bill Gates stated that the virus is just like any other windows virus that […]
Animals Boycott Koroga Festival at Hell’s Gate
The much publicized Koroga Festival held at Hell’s Gate received a major blow after animals failed to turn up, despite the massive publicity the event had received. Organizers of the event were left to count their losses in terms of unused tickets, uneaten grass and empty tents as virtually all animals gave the show a […]
