Kenya in a radical new suggestion is exploring possibilities of paying its high loans by collecting all the gold medals ever won and paying IMF with it. “We are unrivaled in the gold medals won…. Those medals are just not things for decorating bedrooms, they are national treasures.” Kenyan officials think all the Gold medals […]
A section of Kenyan middle class domestic tourists is continuously baffled by discovering that Northern Kenya is actually in Kenya and not “North of Kenya” The discovery has led to increased tourist activities in the north with regular safari trips being organized. At the moment, dozens of Kenyans are talking about Chalbi desert, Marsabit National […]
A section of Kenyan political class has petitioned the WHO to quickly find a unique Kenyan covid-19 variant. Noting that Kenya was punching below its weight in the pandemic, leaders asked WHO to act with speed and find the Kenyan variant. They said that Kenya had proved its position as a regional leader and thus […]
Kenya’s Chief Moral Cop and presiding Deputy Jesus Ezekiel Mutua has once again moved with speed to stop the moral decay in Kenya that has been stinking to high heaven. Dr. Ezekiel has purchased a new Kenyan moral fabric after the old fabric wore out, marking a new era for the morally challenged country. Speaking […]
Kenya has a workable solution to the Suez Canal crisis. According to a government officer, Kenya youths can be mobilized to help rescue the ship which has been stuck in the canal for five days now. “We are ready to send 2000 of very able youths to the canal to offload the cargo ship that […]
It came to public attention that Ethiopia which mid last month launched new birr notes in 10, 20, 100 and 200 denominations had a sly trick up its sleeve with the old birr notes. It was revealed yesterday that Ethiopia had been planning to pay off their foreign debt with their old notes. “I would […]
In a puzzling Press Statement today, Kenya says coronavirus is more severe than covid-19. Explain why they were not taking the COVID-19 seriously by allowing 239 passengers from China into Kenya, the ministry of health said, “We have asked the 293 passengers from China to self quarantine because they are suspected of having COVID-19 which […]
A Governor accused of mismanaging a World Bank grant has come out to strongly condemn such ‘rumors’ and give assurances to The World Bank that their money is not lost, but has been “eaten in the most ethical and responsible manner”. The governor who did not mince words said the grant was in fact shared […]
The genius president of the republic of Kenya, HE Uhuru Kenyatta, will go down as the greatest human to have graced our lifetime, thanks to his BBI initiative. You see, almost every other African leader is known to be in absolute out of touch with the plight of the common man. But hail our president […]
A new Bill being proposed by lawmakers in Kenya will soon see relatives of law breakers paying for the accommodation and meals of those sent to prisons. The new law is supposed to reduce the cost of rehabilitation and punishment, after it emerged that prisons have become extremely expensive to run with little or no […]
