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Controversial Blogger Served a Cold Cup of Tea After Paying for Meals With Exposures

2020 has been hell on Earth for Mr. Tea Himuselefu Edgar Obare. After spending several nights in a police cell barely months ago, Mr. Tea caught himself in hot murky tea in a popular restaurant ArtCaffe Capital Center along Mombasa Road. Sunday afternoon, Mr. Edgar Obare casually walked into Artcaffe Capital Center and ordered for

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Tanzania petitions United Nations to recognise Tanzanian Kiswahili to decolonize language from Kenya

The Tanzanian Government has today sent a letter requesting that “Kiswahili (Tanzanian)” be added as a language option on mobile phones and internet websites to reduce confusion with Kiswahili spoken in Kenya The delegation from Tanzania has said that many people around the world can only relate their National Language with Kenya and would like

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Kenya Police Receive Donation of Clubs from the US to help fight COVID

The Kenya Police spokesperson today received a consignment of clubs from their counterparts in United States of America in a global co-operation agreement to fight COVID The spokesperson also thanked their Chinese counterparts for donating clubs no longer needed in Hong Kong COVID fights that erupted earlier this year and wish them luck with their

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Kenyan Police to protesters: “We are Here to End Police Brutality Against You”

In a recent “March for our Lives” organized by activists across Nairobi county, the Kenyan police decided it was time to end police brutality once and for all by firing teargas canisters at peaceful protesters. According to an article by a leading news station, tensions leading to the protests had been brewing for weeks and

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Kalonzo Finally Relinquishes his Melon Tendencies to join Jubilee

Kalonzo Muskoka has finally come out of his melon shell to join President Kenyatta’s Jubilee coalition, but without formally denouncing the NASA pact. The decision leaves the indecisive soft-spoken political skimmer at an elevated position likely to benefit from either side of the political divide. While affirming this, Kalonzo quoted Chinua Achebe’s Arrow of God

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Government of Kenya Diagnosed with Amnesia Following Failure to Recall Evicting Residents

A Government wide amnesia has struck the Government of Kenya, making the entire tax guzzling system forget ever evicting any Kenyans in the middle of the night and in the middle of a pandemic. Speaking from a hospital bed, the Government spokesperson Cyrus Oguna said he woke up traumatized that by news that the Government

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Hatched from an Egg of Impunity, The honest chick Anne Waiguru

The phrase “the end justifies the means” could have made no better sense than yesterday in the senate when a majority of the senators unanimously supported a committee of eleven members to try Anne Waiguru. It came after a majority senator rooted for committee way, citing the ease of bribing 11, compared to 67 demanded

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‘To be an Earthly Ruler, Invest on Earth as Much as in Heaven’ – Talai Elders.

Recently, the hustler from Sugoi paid homage to the powerful Talai elders in Nandi. Known for their crucial role in anointing kings from the time of Koitalel Arap Samoei, the elders undisputedly holds the key to Statehouse. It is in the public domain that Moi, Kibaki, and now Uhuru were single-handedly installed to the throne

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Kenyans Miss Run-in with the Police, want Curfew Reverted to 7PM.

Roughly a week after the 7PM to 5AM curfew was expanded to 9PM, Kenyans have expressed their dismay with the revised curfew hours. Word on the street is that people are too calm with citizens reportedly bored by the lack of excitement when it’s time to go home. They miss living on the edge, the

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