Politics

“I Regret for Striking Too Early” – William Ruto

Kenya’s Deputy President Dr William Ruto has spoken up on his humiliating political losses that he has suffered this week, admitting that he lost a battle, but is firmly in the war. Speaking to PostaMate, Dr Ruto said that he had miscalculated his timings and it is just a matter of time before he would

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Politics

Millicent Omanga Considering Amputation to Get Rid of a Tattoo of Uhuru Kenyatta

Tattoos are cool, but they are also permanent. Nominated Senator Millicent Omanga should have known that. After the bitter fallout in the ruling Jubilee Party, Senator Millicent Omanga has found herself on the wrong side of both fate and commonsense. An image of President Uhuru Kenyatta that she tattooed on her hand has refused to

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Governance Politics

Kenyans Asked to Choose Either Dynasty Thieves or Hustler Thieves

Kenyans are in a dilemma after being asked to make a decision on whether to continue with the dynasty thieves, or start life afresh with a new breed of hustler thieves. The offer was given by politicians who had come together to discuss the future of Kenya and forge a way forward that the whole

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Politics

Ken Lusaka haunted by Dreams of Wheelbarrows

Senate Speaker Ken Lusaka is a haunted man. For him, nights are unbearable and darkness brings horrifying dreams that make his life one hell of an existence. The speaker has said that for the past few weeks he is unable to sleep. Nights bring with them dreams of giant sized wheelbarrows that look like Euro

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Politics

Babu Owino Appointed as the Chief Examiner with KNEC

Youthful Embakasi legislator Babu Owino has been appointed the Chief Examiner at the Kenya National Examination Council as the body realigns itself to meet the needs of students in the midst of a prolonged absence from school. The legislator who holds a First-Class Degree in Actuarial Science proved his worth with the online classes which

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Politics Religion

Kipchumba Murkomen Turns Back to Christianity after a 7-Year Sabbatical

Ousted Senate Majority Leader Onesimus Kipchumba Murkomen has finally had his road to Damascus moment after things got messy in the Jubilee Party. The Elgeyo Marakwet Senator has finally decided to dust his Bible and take the road of the prodigal son, announcing that he had received Jesus in his heart after losing him for

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Politics

GoK Competing with Floods, Locusts and Covid-19 in Annihilating Kenyans

The Government of Kenya has reaffirmed its position as the leading threat to the people of Kenya after it emerged the front runner in the race with locusts, floods and Covid-19 to annihilate Kenyans. The government which had been falling behind in the last two weeks after the police decided to minimize the number of

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International Politics

Kim Jong Un Promises ‘Revisit’ all those who said he was Dead

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has resurfaced, or if you like it, resurrected, but with a word or two for all the people who claimed he was dead. Speaking to the State News Agency after a brief inspection tour of a new fertilizer factory in North Korea, Kim said that he was very aware

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Politics

Raila Odinga to Donate his Free Time to Covid-19 Emergency Fund

The Covid-19 Emergency Response Fund has received a major boost after the People’s President of the Republic of Kenya Hon Raila Odinga announced that he is going to donate all his free time to help Kenyans deal with the adverse effects of Covid-19. Speaking during the handing over of the donation at the Fund’s secretariat,

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Politics

Bonny Khalwale Appointed Director of Center for Virus Research at KEMRI

Kenyan politician Bonny Khalwale has been appointed the Director of Virus Research at KEMRI, and tasked with efforts to lead the Coronavirus response team at the institution. In the appointment that was made at 3 am through the office of the government spokesman, Khalwale is expected to lead the government’s technical effort towards eradicating coronavirus

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