Governance Politics

Uhuru: ‘Corruption is a Devolved Function’

The death of the war on corruption in Kenya has come sooner than expected after the government announced that only county governments have powers and the mandate to deal in and with corruption. Shocking as it might sound, President Uhuru Kenyatta has reiterated that corruption is a devolved function and that the National Government has

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Government Planning to Reduce Corruption by 50%

The government of Kenya has come up with an ambitious plan to reduce the amount money lost to corruption by 50%. The new initiative will see the government scale down on corruption and switch to the less lucrative activity of taking care of the welfare of the citizens. This marks a major policy shift where

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Ten Key Points from Uhuru’s Speech

The president has spoken. As usual, nobody knows for sure what he said because that is how it is meant to be (Relax, it is not because you are stupid). That is why PostaMate breaks it down for you. KeyWords Deescalation, Pandemic, experts, fellow Kenyans, unprecedented, Surge, However, normally, alcohol, 21 days, responsibility, Important Points

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Sonko: Preexisting Cannabis Made Me Sign the Nairobi Deal

Nairobi Governor Mike Sonko is now blaming a preexisting condition that made him surrender the city to Uhuru Kenyatta. After some soul searching, the clown governor of Nairobi has realized that it was the marijuana that he smoked many years ago that influenced his decision and now he regrets both the signing and the too

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Sakaja: I am the one who Arrested the Policemen

Nairobi Senator Johnson Sakaja has denied claims that he was arrested at the Ladies Lounge in Kilimani and spent the night at the Kilimani Police Station, instead saying that he is the one who arrested the policemen. Speaking exclusively to PostaMate on phone, Sakaja said that he was at the lounge to investigate claims that

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Government: “We will Continue Demolishing Gikomba until you stop Voting in Morons”

The government has finally spoken its heart out about the demolitions and regular fires at Gikomba market, placing the blame squarely on Kenyans. In what could be the first honest statement from the government, traders at the Gikomba market were told that they will keep experiencing fires and demolitions if they do not change their

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Kipchumba Murkomen now the Majority Leader on Twitter

Kipchumba Murkomen has finally taken a new role as the Majority leader on Twitter. In a perfect case of making lemonade out of lemons, Kipchumba Murkomen took up the prestigious Twitter position after the real position in Senate was shaken away by the hand shake government. “I may not be a participant of the handshake

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It was not Solitaire; it was Spider Solitaire. Get the Facts Right – Waiguru

Embattled Kirinyaga Governor Anne Waiguru has defended her action of playing solitaire during the Senate hearings, saying that the action helps her keep focused. In a series of Tweets directed at her online haters, Waiguru said that she has been most productive in her life when she played solitaire, giving an example of her time

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Aden Duale: I have Moved on to Heavier Duties, such as Controlling the Setting of the Sun

Ousted National Assembly Majority Leader and Garissa Township MP Aden Duale has rubbished claims that he is now powerless, saying that he is now more influential than ever! Speaking shortly after the Jubilee Parliamentary Group (PG) meeting held at the Kenyatta International Convention Centre (KICC), Duale said that he was glad to be relieved of

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