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Youth Pastor Exposed as a Normal Guy After Football Match

A youth pastor from a local church has been exposed as a normal guy who could play rough, commit fouls, and lie to the referee after a friendly football match with his youth group. The shocking revelation has caused a stir among the church members, who had always seen him as a saintly and gentle […]

Politics Religion

Commander Ng’ang’a: The Prophet Who Wants to Be President

Pastor James Ng’ang’a, the self-proclaimed commander of NENO Evangelism Center, has announced his intention to run for the highest office in the land in the 2027 general elections. The controversial preacher, who is known for his fiery sermons and miraculous healings, said that he has received a divine mandate from God to lead Kenya to […]


Pastor Ezekiel Threatens to Delete Kenya’s Star Permanently

Embattled millionaire Pastor Ezekiel Odero has threatened to plunge Kenya into an endless cycle of poverty, ignorance, and diseases if the Registrar of Societies does not revoke her decision to deregister New Life Prayer Center. The Pastor well known for finding lost stars has warned that he will permanently delete Kenya’s star and ensure that […]


Runyenjes MP to be Excommunicated from Akorino Church for Supporting Housing Fund

Kenya’s first white-turbaned legislator Hon. Eric Muchangi, also known as Karemba, is facing an existential crisis after his church vowed to excommunicate him should he support the Finance Bill 2023. In a dire warning sent after the National Prayer Breakfast, the Akorino church warned that the time for being a true Mukurinu and acting normal […]


8 Survivors of Pastor Paul Mackenzie’s Cult in Shakahola Speak Out

As the body count rises, many are shocked at how little-known Paul Mackenzie was able to deceive and manipulate so many people to their death. Pastor Mackenzie was not an outright liar; he was a ruthless executor who only spoke portions of the truth. This way, he could fool many, most of whom were going […]


DCI Agent Attached to Pastor Ng’ang’a Finally Gives his Life to Jesus

There was an unusual event on Kiambu Road when a senior DCI agent attached to Pastor James Ng’ang’a of Neno Evangelism Centre in Nairobi finally gave his life to Jesus while tracking his The man whom we cannot name due to the nature of his work was busy spying on Pastor Ng’ang’a, as his job […]


Number of people sleeping in Church marginally declines by 0.6%

The number of people sleeping in church marginally declined by 0.6% in the last quarter, reversing a trend that had lasted for more than 200 years. Reports from the Association of Ushers show that people who took the coveted nap in church declined, a very unexpected outcome considering that church leaders unanimously voted to allow […]


What if Jesus Died of other Causes, Say Donkey Accident?

There are a thousand ways to die, but for Jesus Christ, it was by crucifixion. Did you ever imagine that things could have been a little different? Imagine. Donkey Accident Accidents do happen, and a king who is careless enough to make a triumphant entry into Jerusalem while riding on an untrained donkey was just […]


Prophet Turns Out to be Just a Statistics Nerd

A prophet who had taken thousands captives with his ability to make very accurate prophecies has left many disappointed after it was discovered that he is just a guy with advanced knowledge in statistics. The leader of Precision Prophecies Ministries in Nairobi Kenya had gained followers by his many prophecies that came true. He would […]