ADDIS ABABA, ETHIOPIA — In a shocking turn of events that surprised absolutely no one, Raila Odinga, Kenya’s perennial political phoenix, was once again ousted from a high-stakes election, this time for the Chairperson of the African Union Commission. Odinga, who has more experience with election disputes than most countries have constitutions, immediately cried foul […]
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African Union Threatens Trump with Dire Consequences if He Withholds Aid
The African Union (AU) has come out to strongly condemn the decision by President Donald Trump to halt all forms of aid to African countries, terming the move draconian and outrightly stupid. In a statement that was issued from the Chinese-funded AU headquarters in Addis Ababa, AU heads of state warned that Donald Trump was […]
African Union Warns EU against Delaying Donations to African Countries
The African Union has issued threats and warnings to the European Union and other global partners for delaying grants to African countries. In a statement signed by all AU member countries, the Union asked their donor partners to be serious and more committed instead of giving conditions and delaying aid unnecessarily. “We want our donor […]
More than 3500 Dead from Post-Election Violence in the US: A Country Where the Dead Are Not Counted
The number of fatalities from the ongoing Post Election Violence that have rocked the United States of America has passed the 3500 mark, but official records do not reflect this because it is a country where the dead are just not counted. Most of the deaths are being attributed to Covid-19, even in cases where […]
Jeff Bezos Reveals Plan to Acquire Rwanda
American internet entrepreneur, industrialist, media proprietor, and investor Jeff Bezos has revealed plans to acquire a small Eastern African country called Rwanda and make it a private property. This is the first time ever in modern history where a single person has sought to acquire a whole country and should the deal go through, history […]
African Union Accidentally Tweets a Congratulatory Message to Museveni for Winning the 2021 Election
A Social Media scheduling error caused the African Union to send congratulatory message to President Yoweri Kaguta Museveni for being reelected during the January 2021 Ugandan General Elections two months earlier. In the message, the African Union chairperson ‘congratulates the people of Uganda’ for holding ‘fairly peaceful and fair’ elections, adding that there are always […]
African Union Warns that US is Dangerously on the Precipice of a Post Election Violence
The African Union has expressed concerns that the United States is dangerously on the path to a Post Election Violence, even as the leading candidates continue to trade accusations and spur hatred. Speaking at the African Union Headquarters, the AU Heads of States said that the Two Party States of America were experiencing a worrying […]
AU Warns that Coups are very Contagious
The African Union has advised governments to be very alert following the coup in Mali, saying that such occurrences are very contagious and you never know who will be next. Speaking to African leaders at the AU Secretariat, the AU Commissioner General warned African leaders to keep their ears on the ground because you never […]
Kenya Designates All US Police Divisions as Foreign Terrorist Organizations
Kenya has listed all the US Police Division as Terrorist Organizations and immediately called for sanctions against any person or groups of persons funding their operations. In a strongly worded statement that was issued from Nairobi, Kenya said that it was closely monitoring the activities of the state sponsored terrorist organizations which were operating in […]
Jack Ma to Run for President in Africa
Chinese business magnate, investor and politician Jack Ma has lately been in the news for helping African countries combat Covid-19, and that only seems to be the tip of the iceberg. It is now emerging that Ma has other plans too. He wants to run for presidency in Africa! In a conversation with a Malaysian […]