In a desperate attempt to boost their dwindling numbers, Harakat al-Shabaab al-Mujahideen, commonly known as al-Shabaab, has launched a new campaign to recruit short people for their terrorist organization. The campaign, dubbed “Short and Proud”, features posters and videos of short militants carrying out attacks and mocking the infidels for their height. “Short people are […]
Harakat al-Shabaab al-Mujahideen, more commonly known as al-Shabaab, scored a lethal own goal after an intern exploded a bomb at the center of training camp during a routine maintenance activity. The new recruit who had been assigned to the explosives team found an old, dust covered bomb that was donated ten years ago by Al […]
The Federal Republic of Somalia has once against threatened Kenya with undisclosed consequences should the latter choose to withdraw its troops from Somalia. Following an escalation in tension between the two countries, Somalia warned Kenya that it would not tolerate the act of sabotage through withdrawing Kenyan troops from Somalia, which are crucial for propping […]
The Ministry of Defence has defended their takeover of Kenya Meat Commission, saying that the move was in line with their long term war strategies. Nobody saw the takeover coming, and their move to defend the takeover could simply be informed by the fact that they are a defense ministry and will defend anything that […]
The terrorist jihadist fundamentalist group group Al-Shabaab has warned its members against traveling to Kenya due to the outbreak of the Corona Virus disease. In a memo that was posted online, the group asked all its fighters, suicide bombers, sympathizers and undercover agents to avoid going to Kenya until the lock down imposed due to […]
The Federal Republic of Somalia has threatened to slap Kenya with sanctions if Kenya does not immediately withdraw its support of an independent Jubaland. In a statement that was issued by Somalia’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs, the government said that it was planning to deny all Kenyans Visa into Somalia, as well impose tariffs on […]
The fight against swarms of desert locusts invading Eastern and North Eastern Kenya has received a major boost after Al Shabaab decided to join the fight against the marauding insects. In a press conference, the Cabinet Secretary in charge of Agriculture noted that the militant group would work alongside the Kenya Police who are already […]
