Under the request of World Health Organization, the James Bond of Kenya Jane Mugo is in the Wuhan city of China to help the organization unravel the origin of the SARS-CoV-2 virus which remains a mystery more than an year after the outbreak in China. Speaking after stealthily landing in China, the detective reported that […]
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China Working on a New Virus that Kills Only the Corrupt People
China is in full gear towards discovering a new virus that will keep the world busy after their latest invention, SARS-COV-2, falls out of fashion. In the blueprints that were revealed to senior Communist Party members, China is planning to unleash a new virus that will only infect and kill the corrupt people. The new […]
Jack Ma to Run for President in Africa
Chinese business magnate, investor and politician Jack Ma has lately been in the news for helping African countries combat Covid-19, and that only seems to be the tip of the iceberg. It is now emerging that Ma has other plans too. He wants to run for presidency in Africa! In a conversation with a Malaysian […]
China Apologizes to all the Negroes Facing Racial Discrimination in China
China has apologized to all the negroes in China who could have faced racial discrimination, kicked out of their houses or even banned from malls and restaurants due to Corona Virus fears. “We would want to apologize to any negro who could have been mishandled while in China, possibly due to misconceptions about the virus […]
Okiya Omtatah Files a Case against China for the Covid-19 Pandemic
Veteran Kenya lawyer, activists, and the defender of the people Okiya Omtatah has filed a class-action lawsuit against the government of China for the Covid-19 global pandemic. In the lawsuit that was filed at the Milimani Law Courts that are now operating under a tree, the lawyer argues that China is responsible for the production […]
Kenyans Stock Up and Hoard Ginger, Lemon, Garlic and Honey as Lockdown Looms
The ingenuity of Kenyans has now come to light following the outbreak of Covid-19 all over the world. As Americans and Australians scramble for toilet paper rolls, Kenyans have rushed to stockpile ginger, garlic, lemon and honey; the raw materials for a concoction that has been used to treat respiratory conditions for ages. In what […]
Uhuru Planning to Hand Over Key Government Functions to China
Fears that Uhuru is planning to hand over key GoK functions to China have been stoked after a dry run of the takeover was carried out with the Nairobi County Government. Confirming what political oracles have been saying for several years, the government of Kenya took over the functions of the Nairobi County Government, signalling […]
China Exim Bank Opens a Fuliza Loan Facility for Kenya
The Export–Import Bank of China has opened a Fuliza credit facility for the Kenyan government in a move that is meant to help the government of Kenya deal with short term cash crunch. Speaking during the launch of the service, the China Exim Bank spokesman said that this move will help cement the position of […]
