Social Media virologists and communicable disease experts have finally converged to a conclusion that Covid-19 is less deadly if one does not know that they have it. The experts who have analyzed thousands of posts expressing the opinions of random social media users noted that those who have confirmed that they have Covid-19 have had […]
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Jane Mugo Secretly Lands in Wuhan to Resolve the Mystery of Covid-19 Origin
Under the request of World Health Organization, the James Bond of Kenya Jane Mugo is in the Wuhan city of China to help the organization unravel the origin of the SARS-CoV-2 virus which remains a mystery more than an year after the outbreak in China. Speaking after stealthily landing in China, the detective reported that […]
Corona Virus Celebrates First Anniversary with a Deadly New Strain
Severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2) celebrated its first anniversary in humans with a massive bash that was held in Wuhan on 24th December 2020, taking the opportunity to officially launch a deadly new strain that is already ravaging the UK and other parts of the world. The virus which causes Covid-19 has been […]
China Working on a New Virus that Kills Only the Corrupt People
China is in full gear towards discovering a new virus that will keep the world busy after their latest invention, SARS-COV-2, falls out of fashion. In the blueprints that were revealed to senior Communist Party members, China is planning to unleash a new virus that will only infect and kill the corrupt people. The new […]
Kariobangi Evictees Urged to Stay at Home
Kenyans who were evicted from their homes in Kariobangi have been urged to stay at home to avoid the spread of Corona virus disease. Issuing the directive from the comfort of a high-end furnished government office in Nairobi, the Police Spokesperson Charles Owino asked the now homeless Kenyans not to ignore the government directive of […]
Locusts Now Working from Home
In a classic case of ‘Set a thief to catch a thief,’ Kenya appears to be solving one problem using another, achieving a unprecedented level of synergy. This is where you turn your enemy against another enemy, then sitting back to watch the battle unfold. That appears to be the situation in Kenya when a […]
Study: Fear of Corona Virus Likely to Kill More People than the Corona Virus Itself
As the world continues to be held hostage by some very tiny thing that cannot even be seen without a microscope, it is emerging that the greatest threat today is not the virus itself but something related to the virus. A study conducted by Harvard University has revealed that more people are likely to die […]
Atheists in Kenya Turn to Prayer after Three People Contract Covid-19
The magnitude of the threat posed by the Corona Virus disease became more evident when Atheists in Kenya urged Kenyans to pray that God would spare the country. In a statement issued by the group’s officials on Facebook and shared widely, atheists asked Kenyans to try prayer in order to deal with Corona Virus which […]
Kenyans Apologize for all the Corona Virus Jokes they have been Making
Kenyans all over the country have expressed remorse for all the corona virus jokes they have been making on social media, moments after they realized that the virus is actually real and already in Kenya. Moments after the president went live on TV to declare a near state of emergency due to the virus, Kenyans […]
Men Finally Start to Wash their Hands after Visiting the Urinal
The Corona Virus disease is causing a global pandemonium as the world reacts to this previously unknown virus. People all over the world are reacting in strange ways. Americans and Australians perhaps think it is a form of acute diarrhoea and are resulting to hoarding tissue paper, while drug cartels all over the world are […]
