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Lemons Join Middle Class after Overtaking Apples as the most Expensive Fruits

A silent coup is brewing in the Kenyan markets after Lemons overtook apples to become the most expensive middle-class fruit in Nairobi. The takeover which is now complete has seen lemons become one of the most expensive fruit one can buy today, thanks to their medicinal property against Covid-19. It is a long dream come

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Politics

Ten Key Points from Uhuru’s Speech

The president has spoken. As usual, nobody knows for sure what he said because that is how it is meant to be (Relax, it is not because you are stupid). That is why PostaMate breaks it down for you. KeyWords Deescalation, Pandemic, experts, fellow Kenyans, unprecedented, Surge, However, normally, alcohol, 21 days, responsibility, Important Points

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Governance

Karen Hospital to Kenyans: “We are not a National Grandfather”

The Karen Hospital has run out of all possible polite words that they can use. They now want Kenyans to learn that hospitals do not have infinite resources and capacity to admit everyone without a form of discrimination. Responding to Kenyans on criticizing the hospital on social media, the hospital went for the jugular. “It

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Domestic Workers in Runda forced to Wear PPEs

Washing dishes, doing laundry, cleaning gazebos and changing diapers is just too much work without domestic workers in Runda. Since the outbreak of Covid-19, some families had to do the house chores on their own while others denied their domestic workers leave. This was meant to help prevent the spread of Covid-19 considering that workers

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International

Number of People Hospitalized due to ‘Just a Cough’ Spikes in Tanzania

Coughs have become deadly in Tanzania in the past few days, with the number of people admitted in hospital due to ‘just a cough’ rising sharply. The information which is being whispered in hushed tones across Tanzania says that an increased number of people are falling sick and being hospitalized due to a cough. Some

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Social

New Drug that Reduces Chances of Covid-19 Infection Faces Rejection

A promising new drug that significantly reduces chances of infection with Covid-19 has faced rejection all over the world. This has left billions of people exposed to coronavirus. The new drug that has been proven to significantly alter the spread of the virus when administered to both healthy and infected individuals has failed to take

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‘There is no free food in Ushago’ Nairobi Residents Warned

Nairobians started a mass migration to the village today after the cessation of movement in and out of Nairobi was lifted. Most of the people were escaping hostile economic conditions in the city following loss of jobs and income due to Covid-19. It did not help that the Landlords never noticed the pandemic so the

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Governance

“If Bad then Bad” – Kenya’s new Policy on Covid-19

Kenya’s new policy to fight Covid-19 is called ‘If Bad then Bad’ (IBTB). Announcing the new set of measures, President Uhuru repeated the words that were said on the first day when the first case was recorded, clearly warning the residents that they are on their own. The new policy comes after every possible measure

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Governance Social

Kenyans Indecisive on Whether to Die from Poverty or from Covid-19

Kenyans cannot seem to make up their mind on whether they should die from poverty or from Covid-19. Instead, they are now forcing their fellow Kenyan to decide for them, and they will crucify him either way. The catch 22 situation has sent the president into hiding because he also has to choose his own

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Economics Social

Government Urges Small Families to Merge and Save on Rent

Families are hard hit with Covid-19 and the government has the perfect solution. Small families should merge and save on one rent! In what turns out to be the most brilliant family fiscal policy during Covid-19, families of less than five people will be required to merge and save on one rent. This will go

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