Elon Musk Doubles Effort on Zero Emission Babies

The world’s richest man and large family ambassador is now shifting his focus on curbing global warming by producing zero emission babies. Elon Musk – who has led by example by having nine children – says that he is working to ensure that his next four children will be net zero certified and will not […]


Uhuru Asks Elon Musk to Bar Kenyans Under 35 from Twitter

Three years after the President of Kenya Uhuru Kenyatta deleted his Social Media accounts, the president now wants incoming Twitter owner Elon Musk to bar Kenyans below 35 years from suing the Social Media network. Narrating his ordeal in the hands of #KOT (Kenyans on Twitter) mercenaries, Uhuru said that KOT was not good for […]


Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos Join Hands to Acquire Controlling Stake in Elon Musk

Days after Elon Musk bid to buy Twitter for $43 billion, the council of rich people has made a counter attack with Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates uniting to gain a controlling stake in Elon Musk, effectively making them the owners of Musk’s vast empire. The two billionaires with a combined net worth of $321 […]


Biden Praises Tesla for Manufacturing Adzes

President Joe Biden has praised Elon Musk for the thousands of job opportunities created through his Adzes manufacturing company Tesla. In a Tweet after the state of the union address, Biden said that Tesla had revived the forgotten art of shaping wood using adzes, a step that will resuscitate the furniture industry. He noted that […]


Elon Musk: Why I changed my Online Name from Satoshi Nakamoto

Elon Musk has finally revealed why he changed his online identity from Satoshi Nakamoto to Elon Musk, years after the world ran out of speculation. In an Interview, Elon Musk said that he used to prefer the name Satoshi Nakamoto online in order to hide his South African identity while changing the world. “It is […]


Elon Musk’s Son X Æ A-12 Turns 18 after a Year of Growth Hacking

Elon Musk and Grimes have confirmed that their son X Æ A-12 has successfully managed to reach the majority age after one year of intensive growth hacking. Musk announced that they had utilized a well known concept in the tech and marketing world to give their son accelerated growth, adding that the traditional method of […]


Trevor Noah Announces Early Retirement after Trump Exit Makes Him Irrelevant

The second highest ranking South African in the US, Trevor Noah, has been forced into early retirement after his comedy career came to a dead end with Trump retirement. The comedian who made a fortune out of Donald Trump realized that it is time to cash out when Trump failed to clinch to power and […]


Laikipia Based Car Manufacturer BJ-50 Acquired by Elon Musk

Laikipia County has made economic history after the County’s nascent vehicle manufacturer BJ-50 was acquired by the renowned vehicle manufacturer Tesla! In the deal that was announced by Elon Musk on twitter and confirmed by the Laikipia County Government, Tesla will pay KShs 26,047 to acquire the patents, factory, workers and stock of the BJ-50 […]


Maasai Mara University Student on the Run after Hacking Twitter

An undergraduate student at the Maasai Mara University of Science and Technology is on the run after hacking Twitter and making people who think there is free lunch donate to him over KShs 10 million. The hack which targeted well known individuals such as Bill Gates, Elon Musk, Joe Biden, Obama and even corporate accounts […]