Police investigations have concluded that the Francis Atwoli Street sign was destroyed by an act of nature. The road sign marking the change of name from Dik Dik Road to Francis Atwoli went up in flames on Monday night. This caused an outcry from Francis Atwoli who could find no evidence to incriminate Boniface Mwangi […]
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Police Officer Opts for Retirement Instead of Guarding the Francis Atwoli Street Name Sign
A police officer attached to Kileleshwa Police Station has been forced into early retirement after he defied orders from above to guard the street name sign recently erected to mark the Francis Atwoli Road. The long serving officer who normally serves in the traffic department and is always seen helping school children to cross the […]
“Unemployment High Because Young People Keep Failing Interviews” – Atwoli
The runaway unemployment that has made Kenya its eternal home has nothing to do with the government, Covid-19, the economy or anything outside the unemployed people, according to a statement by Francis Atwoli. Speaking to PostaMate during one of the BBI popularization tour, the Trade Union leader blamed the high level of unemployment on the […]
Uhuru Kenyatta and William Ruto to Settle their Differences in a Boxing Ring
Kenya’s President and Deputy President are set to meet for a boxing match in an attempt to settle their ever increasing political differences. After months of fighting a cold war against each other, the two leaders have finally decided to act like men and settle their differences in the old way, where the winner will […]
Atwoli Angrily Throws away his Brain at a Press Conference
The Secretary General of the Central Organization of Trade Unions (COTU) Francis Atwoli angrily threw away his brain as he tried to make a point that a brain is not needed in Kenya. During a press conference called to discuss the importance of voter education and public participation in national development, Atwoli complained that some […]