Dissenting IEBC Commissioners led by vice chair Juliana Cherera have raised alarm over the proliferation of weapons of math instruction in Kenya. In statement that was supported by Azimio leaders, the IEBC commissioners warned that many Kenyans were being recruited into the notorious Al-Gebra movement and using calculators to find some dangerous absolute values. “We […]
The Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission (IEBC) has admitted that Presidential Candidate Reuben Kigame who has been blind since childhood can actually see better than most of its commissioners. Speaking after denying Kigame a chance to be on the ballot, the IEBC Dispute Resolution Committee (DRC) said that Kigame needed to be stopped because his […]
The militarization of Kenya has moved up a gear after President Uhuru Kenyatta ordered the transfer of IEBC to the Salvation Army. Following the trends in Nairobi Metropolitan Services, Kenya Meat Commission, Kenya Prisons, Ministry of Energy and others, the Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission will directly be under the control of the Salvation Army, […]
IEBC interviewee left tongues wagging when he proposed that election candidates undergo classical Pavlovian conditioning under experienced pet trainers to deter them from engaging in corruption. The lady from Western explained that dogs can be trained to control their natural urges through these methods and the same can be applied to politicians. “Some dogs know […]
The Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission has released the schedule of rotational presidency that will be used in Kenya from August 2022. Responding to ‘public’ demand for a better system of sharing the national cake, the Commission said that it was going to organize a form of rotational presidency that will see each community enjoy […]
IEBC is set to issue guidelines and regulations to be used to give direction on the individual classification that will be used to classify who are hustlers and who are dynasties. This is after a public outcry on the massive proliferation of fake hustlers who are now joining and popularizing the populist agenda ahead of […]
The Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission has warned that Miguna Miguna may not be a suitable candidate in the Nairobi Gubernatorial race after it emerged that he has blocked half of all voters on social media. Disclosing the anomaly, Commission chair Wafula Chebikati said that Miguna Miguna has already expressed disinterest in the seat through […]
The chief hand-shakers and Bridge Builders are mulling after final whistle-esq proposal to move IEBC to Chungwa house. Our mole, who was a member of the BBI (commonly referred as Busy Bodies Initiate by locals) taskforce, hinted that decision was arrived at after analysing political parties’ elections budgets where ODM was found to have spent […]
The Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission (IEBC) is racing against time to announce the 2007 Kenya General Elections results before the end of this week. The much-anticipated results follow the successful elections that were conducted thirteen years ago. The incumbent president Mwai Kibaki is trailing opposition leader Raila Odinga in what could be the most […]
The Electoral Commission of Ghana has hired the personnel and the servers of Kenya’s Independent Elections and Boundaries Commission in order to deliver the 2020 General Elections in Ghana. In what appears to be the most strategic decision taken by an electoral body, Ghana is looking forward to learning from their experts in Kenya who […]
