Embattled Kirinyaga Governor Anne Waiguru has defended her action of playing solitaire during the Senate hearings, saying that the action helps her keep focused. In a series of Tweets directed at her online haters, Waiguru said that she has been most productive in her life when she played solitaire, giving an example of her time […]
Tag: Impeachment
Waiguru Sends a Response of 60,000 Pages to Senate, all in Kikuyu Language
Embattled Kirinyaga Governor Anne Waiguru has made his submissions to the Senate and clinched her first Victory before even saying a word. All 60k pages of evidence are written in Kikuyu! In what could be a genius move powered by her lead lawyer who also happens to be her husband, Waiguru used the Kikuyu language […]
Hatched from an Egg of Impunity, The honest chick Anne Waiguru
The phrase “the end justifies the means” could have made no better sense than yesterday in the senate when a majority of the senators unanimously supported a committee of eleven members to try Anne Waiguru. It came after a majority senator rooted for committee way, citing the ease of bribing 11, compared to 67 demanded […]
Waiguru to Spend her Savings of 700 million on her Impeachment Defense
Kirinyaga County Governor Ann Waiguru has revealed that she is planning to spend 700 million to fight her impeachment using all possible means. Speaking after the court refused to declare her impeachment illegal, Waiguru said that she would use her savings of Kshs 700 million to pursue all available options to secure her freedom, both […]
Chaos as Children Vote to Impeach and Remove Dad as the Head of The Family
It was total chaos and anarchy after all the three children in a family voted to impeach their father and declared a democratic led family where everyone has an equal say. It all started the previous day when the children walked out on the father as he was giving the state of the family address, […]
Governor Waititu Asks Senate to Impeach the Corruption, not Him
Embattled Kiambu County Governor Ferdinand Waititu, popularly known as Baba Yao, has called for a change in how things are done at the Senate following his impeachment by the County Assembly. In a strongly worded statement that was sent to the Senate Speaker, Governor Waititu said that he did not understand why the Senate was […]
