The Government of Kenya has proposed reforms to the appointment process of Catholic Bishops, citing national security concerns as the reason for their involvement. In a letter addressed to Pope Francis, the Kenyan Government expressed worries that some current Bishops do not meet the standards outlined in Chapter Six of the constitution. They emphasized the […]
The Kenya Medical Training College (KMTC) has announced a new unit for all aspiring medics: How to Migrate to the UK. The unit, which will be compulsory for all students, aims to equip them with the skills and knowledge needed to pursue a lucrative career in the British National Health Service (NHS). According to the […]
WASHINGTON—Expressing frustration over the lack of a viable pretext for military action, U.S. officials confirmed Monday that they were disappointed by the recent discovery of cobalt deposits in Kenya, saying it was not enough to warrant sending democracy to the African nation. “We were hoping to find something more substantial, like uranium or oil, that […]
In the bustling world of political Kenya, there’s a certain Cabinet Secretary who has become quite the globetrotter. This jet-setting CS, whose name we’ll keep under wraps for now, has been zipping across continents with such frequency that one might mistake his office for an airport lounge! Now, while this high-flying lifestyle might seem glamorous, […]
A shocking revelation has hit the Kenyan Gen Zers hard as they learned that they would be enjoying the privileges of being British citizens if Kenya had not fought for independence from Britain. Many of them are now blaming their ancestors for ruining their chances of living in a developed country with good infrastructure, free […]
NAIROBI, KENYA—Lamenting that his once-thriving business of tempting and tormenting humans was now in shambles, Satan announced Monday that he was unable to compete with the corrupting influence of TikTok and the Kenyan government in the African nation. “I used to have a monopoly on luring people into sin and evil, but now I can’t […]
In a shocking turn of events, Kenya’s strategic guava reserve has been depleted. The culprit? None other than Gabriel Oguda, who has been delving into the reserves every day. The Guava Crisis Kenya, a nation known for its rich biodiversity and agricultural prowess, is facing an unprecedented crisis. The strategic guava reserve, a national treasure […]
In a shocking move, King Charles III of the United Kingdom and 15 other Commonwealth realms has expressed his desire to relocate to Kenya permanently if the East African nation makes him its king. The 75-year-old monarch, who ascended the throne in 2022 after the death of his mother Queen Elizabeth II, said he has […]
Embattled millionaire Pastor Ezekiel Odero has threatened to plunge Kenya into an endless cycle of poverty, ignorance, and diseases if the Registrar of Societies does not revoke her decision to deregister New Life Prayer Center. The Pastor well known for finding lost stars has warned that he will permanently delete Kenya’s star and ensure that […]
Nairobi, Kenya – In a remarkable turn of events, citizens across the nation have put their cynicism aside and wholeheartedly embraced President Ruto’s groundbreaking housing fund initiative. Despite the challenging economic climate and widespread mistrust in government initiatives, Kenyans from all walks of life are reportedly thrilled to contribute a generous 3% of their hard-earned […]
