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LSK Disbanded in Favor of a more Inclusive Tea Council

The Registrar of Societies in Kenya has moved with speed to disband the Law Society of Kenya, and in its place announced the formation of a Tea Council that will bring together all the learned friends in Kenya. Following the endless wrangles, disputes, gossips and cat fights, the Registrar of Societies announced that what legal […]

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Legal Profession Voted the Most Arrogant Discipline for the 78th Year in a Row

The legal profession has once again scooped the top prize for the most arrogant profession for the 78th year running, beating even policemen and witches. In the annual awards for the most arrogant professionals, lawyers and their kind took all the possible awards, beating the politicians who came a distant second. To put things into […]

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Most Lawyers Still Using Windows XP

They are called learned friends because they are the epitome of knowledge and custodians of the dos and don’ts that are supposed to ensure that the society operates soberly. Their weapon of choice is the mouth, and they use it with lethal accuracy. They have a habit of deconstructing any foreign mouth that is not […]

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Lawyers Question the Existence of David Ndii

Lawyers in Kenya have called into doubt the existence of Dr David Ndii, claiming that he is one of those mythical figures that were inherited from the colonial government, or worse, a creation of social media that does not exist. Citing his absence in real life but a more than life presence on Twitter, lawyers […]