A local man is just about to have his financial plans short-circuited after he accidentally unlocked the dreaded third phase of primitive accumulation of tools that he will never use. What started as a teenage hobby has turned out to be a form of economic suicide after the man was unable to quit the dreaded […]
The burden on birth control is about to shift from women to men after scientists got a major breakthrough in administering the oral male birth control pill. Several months after its launch, the male birth control pill failed to take off because scientists could not get men to swallow the pill. They are not even […]
An increasing number of men are now considering taking up jobs as househelps following an acute shortage of jobs in Kenya. With a declining job market, an economy that is growing only on paper, inflation that is faster than Eliud Kipchoge and taxes that feel like armed robbery, Kenya men have found themselves with little […]
Valentines is back, much to the detriment of most people in the world. This is in consideration that 86% of people in the world are single, underage, or married for more than 42 years, hence Valentines day does not matter. Of the remaining 14% per cent, half of them will be attending Men’s Conference hence […]
A storm has been brewing between celebrated Economist David Ndii and masculinity coach Amerix over the role and presence of a man in the kitchen. Netizens are unable to settle the dispute and in order to avert a Third World War, it has been agreed that the two should settle their differences the usual way! […]
Registration for the Men’s Conference 2023 has already been oversubscribed by 2194%, barely less than 12 hours after the registration was opened. Speaking to the media in the first day of the registration for the conference, the management said that this year’s conference has seen delegates from 152 countries register, and they are expecting even […]
A proposal to hold the Annual Men’s Conference virtually in 2021 has been shelved following protests from delegates who insisted that they must attend in person and in full compliance with the Covid-19 protocols. The decision has forced the organizers to shelve the plans for the online meeting which had been proposed by some unnamed […]
Your favorite barber will no longer have the liberty to charge you KShs 500 for a haircut, thanks to an executive order by masculinity coach Eric Amunga, also known as Amerix. In the directive issued on Twitter, men will be expected to spend between 50 – 70 Shillings on haircut in urban areas and less […]
If you are a man, forget about climate change because your gender may not live long enough to see it. A research has shown that the males of the human species will not see the dusk of the century and the best they can hope for is late 2090s. Carried out by the human genome […]
The Division of Family Promotion and Social Welfare in Kenya has named Amerix as the leading cause of broken relationships and divorced marriages, terming the condition as the quest for the Amerix Dream. This comes even as the Judiciary expressed concern over the number of men seeking to divorce their wives over flimsy reasons, something […]
