Legislators in Kenya Warned against Using the Bathroom During Online Sessions

The speaker of the National Assembly, Justin Muturi, has cautioned the Members of Parliament in Kenya against using the bathroom while in online parliamentary sessions. Following a series of small oops to the obviously embarrassing ones, the speaker said that the House was quickly losing dignity due to members using the toilet while following online […]


Senate to Decide Waiguru’s Case by Flipping a Non Carcinogenic Coin

The Senate is urgently seeking for a fair non carcinogenic coin that will be tossed to help decide on Waiguru’s fate. In a Senate brief, Speaker Ken Lusaka said that it was important that they find the right two sided coin which will used for the landmark judgement, terming it as the most important ruling […]


It was not Solitaire; it was Spider Solitaire. Get the Facts Right – Waiguru

Embattled Kirinyaga Governor Anne Waiguru has defended her action of playing solitaire during the Senate hearings, saying that the action helps her keep focused. In a series of Tweets directed at her online haters, Waiguru said that she has been most productive in her life when she played solitaire, giving an example of her time […]


Waiguru Sends a Response of 60,000 Pages to Senate, all in Kikuyu Language

Embattled Kirinyaga Governor Anne Waiguru has made his submissions to the Senate and clinched her first Victory before even saying a word. All 60k pages of evidence are written in Kikuyu! In what could be a genius move powered by her lead lawyer who also happens to be her husband, Waiguru used the Kikuyu language […]


Ken Lusaka haunted by Dreams of Wheelbarrows

Senate Speaker Ken Lusaka is a haunted man. For him, nights are unbearable and darkness brings horrifying dreams that make his life one hell of an existence. The speaker has said that for the past few weeks he is unable to sleep. Nights bring with them dreams of giant sized wheelbarrows that look like Euro […]