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114 Year Old Granny Says Secret to Living Long is not Begging for Retweets from Internet Strangers

The oldest living person in Kenya today has finally revealed the secret to longevity. Luckily, it is something within reach for the majority of people in the world. Ms Kanana Kagwiria who hails from Meru County was forced to come out of retirement for the 85th time and address a serious matter that is threatening

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Controversial Blogger Served a Cold Cup of Tea After Paying for Meals With Exposures

2020 has been hell on Earth for Mr. Tea Himuselefu Edgar Obare. After spending several nights in a police cell barely months ago, Mr. Tea caught himself in hot murky tea in a popular restaurant ArtCaffe Capital Center along Mombasa Road. Sunday afternoon, Mr. Edgar Obare casually walked into Artcaffe Capital Center and ordered for

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Social

Corruption Cases to be tried via Social Media

A new judicial system will see Kenya try corruption cases using modern systems of social interactions in order to guarantee speedy conviction. Speaking during the launch of the Social Media Court of Kenya, the Chief Justice said that Kenya seeks to implement a 10X justice system where corruption cases will be tried on social media

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Social

TikTok Users Likely to Underperform at Work

It is now clear that TikTok users are the least productive people at work today. Use of TikTok has been found to be related to low productivity at work, serial missing of deadlines, having the attention span of a fruit fly and basically having zero completed projects at work place. Social scientists do not understand

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Politics

Kipchumba Murkomen now the Majority Leader on Twitter

Kipchumba Murkomen has finally taken a new role as the Majority leader on Twitter. In a perfect case of making lemonade out of lemons, Kipchumba Murkomen took up the prestigious Twitter position after the real position in Senate was shaken away by the hand shake government. “I may not be a participant of the handshake

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Social

Amerix Named the Leading Cause of Divorce in Kenya

The Division of Family Promotion and Social Welfare in Kenya has named Amerix as the leading cause of broken relationships and divorced marriages, terming the condition as the quest for the Amerix Dream. This comes even as the Judiciary expressed concern over the number of men seeking to divorce their wives over flimsy reasons, something

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Governance

Government of Kenya opens a Department of Social Media Warfare

The Government of Kenya has gone on a digital offensive targeting to quell an online civil war that has been going on since 2017. So far, the government has spent 700 million in just 7 days in setting up a department of Social Media Warfare and buying influencers who will be used to spearhead the

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International Social

Marvel Introduces New Superhero Called TWITTER Whose Superpower is to Attack Anyone who Disagrees with Them

In what is yet another twist to the year that 2020 has been, The Marvel Cinematic Universe yesterday announced that they shall soon be unveiling a new superhero called ‘TWITTER PERSON’ whose superpower is to only use short catch-phrases to viciously attack anyone who disagrees with them. Speaking at a press conference in their New

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Social

Meet the Kamukunji Traders whose Children School at Brookhouse

They are always clad in navy blue aprons and seem disinterested in anything else in life except making a sale. They do not look happy, and seem like they are struggling in business. But looks are deceiving. It is now emerging that most of the parents who took Brookhouse Schools to court in Kenya are

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Social

Willis Raburu Blames 10/10 Show for his Marriage Woes

Veteran Kenyan journalist Willis Raburu has termed the marital problems he is going through an occupational hazard. Speaking to PostaMate without denying or confirming the rumors, Raburu said that he was sad that his work at the 10/10 show which airs every Friday was having serious ramifications on him, and that his marriage was getting

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