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Inside the Mind of that Girl Wearing a Short Skirt in this Cold Weather

Kenyan winter is at its peak and everyone is crying, except that girl who is wearing that extremely short skirt in this weather. While fully grown men who go to the gym three times a week and pay all their taxes are shivering in the office, this girl in a short skirt is still holding […]

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United States Finally Legalizes Polygamy

The Supreme Court of the United States of America has moved to legalize polygamy after years of a blanket ban on the practice in all the fifty states. Making the ruling, Justice Stephen Breyer said that time has come for the United States to recognize the rights of every ideology that exists in the US […]

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HP Admits that Printers are Designed to Know When you are in a Hurry

The cardinal rule at the office is that you should not let the printer or photocopier know that you are in a hurry, especially when you are really in a hurry. Printers are known to have a mind of their own, and this comes alive when you are in a hurry or frustrated. They know […]

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Jambojet Temporarily Bans Farting on Planes as Holiday Travel Surges

Kenya’s low-cost airline, Jambojet, has moved with speed to temporarily ban passing wind on planes during the festive season. Seeking to tame a common problem that affects innocent passengers who fly during the festive season, Jambojet CEO said that the airline was concerned that too much eating combined with too much flying is a threat […]

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Alarm as Men Spend more Time and Money in Barber Shops than Women in Salons

A long held tradition as been lost after it was revealed that men now spend more time in barbershops than women do in salons. What used to be a 7-minute stay in a barbershop once every two months has now metamorphosed to a weekly three hour visit to the same place, at ten times the […]

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There Must be more to Life than Ugali – Wetangula

There comes a time in life when a man has to ask some deep questions and reevaluate the purpose of his existence. This is something that Moses Wetangula has found himself in of late and the existential question in his mind is one: is there something more to life than ugali?  First, we are not […]

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Margaret Kenyatta Launches Beyond Zero Polygamy Initiative

Kenyan First Lady Margaret Kenyatta has launched an initiative to end polygamy in Kenya, arguing that it is becoming a national vice that could affect every single Kenyan. Speaking during the launch of the campaign where she brought together stakeholders to discuss this national vice, the First lady said that Kenya would end up a […]

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Rational Man Misses Good Old Days when Masks and Social Distancing Could Prevent Covid-19

As more countries start to enforce lockdowns following a second wave of Covid-19, a rational man misses the beginning of the outbreak when masks and social distancing could prevent Covid-19. In an interview with PostaMate, the man who delights in following proven scientific methods and has advocated for their use all through is now saddened […]

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The Mike Oliver Pandemic

Forget Covid-19. Another pandemic has been spreading like bushfire in Kenya. The name of the virus is Mike Oliver. In a scandal that has exposed that many people are willing to do almost anything for money, only that the amount differs from person to person, a number of Kenyan women have had an affair with […]

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Parents Claim that Internal Self-Governance is Just Wishful Thinking

On a day when Kenya is celebrating internal self-governance, also known as Madaraka, many people are questioning the whole idea of self governance and most parents now think it is a form of wishful thinking. Speaking to Postamate, most parents wondered where the notion that one can govern themselves without external influence came from, saying […]