Politics

Uhuru Blames BBI Failure on ‘Scarecrow Attorney General’

The president has blamed the absence of a substantive attorney General in Kenya for the anti BBI ruling that was delivered by the High Court this week. In a leaked WhatsApp chat with the famous six – David Murathe, Francis Atwoli, Raila Odinga, Gideon Moi, Kalonzo Musyoka and Muhoho Kenyatta, Uhuru said that Kenya lacks […]

Governance

High Court Revisits the Executive after Failure to Appoint 41 Judges

The high Court in Kenya has paid the Executive a legal visit and given the president a taste of what it feels to have the law against you. This follows the high court ruling that declared the Building Bridges Initiative not only an illegality, but a very stupid mistake. In the ruling that was delivered […]

Governance

UHURU PLEDGES 360 NEW ‘UHURUTOWNS’

President Uhuru Kenyatta has pledged to build 360 new ideologically-friendly towns across Kenya before the eradication of COVID-19 coronavirus pandemic 2022. Mr Kenyatta said the new towns would each hold 140,000 people and be built in every constituency in the country. The building project would coincide with a massive, nationwide compulsory purchase and demolition programme. […]

Politics

Uhuru Leads Cabinet in Celebrating the Fools’ Day

President Uhuru Kenyatta today led the Cabinet in commemorating the Fools’ Day at State House Nairobi. The meeting that was attended by all Cabinet Secretaries sort to highlight the role that foolishness plays in the development of the country, noting that foolishness was an integral partner in the running of the great nation of Kenya. […]

Politics

Uhuru Promises Every Kenyan 2 Million Shillings if BBI Passes

President Uhuru Kenyatta has made a bold move to give every Kenyan aged 18 years and above KShs 2 million if BBI passes in the upcoming referendum. Noting that 2 million shillings had proved to be sufficient to tilt MCAs to support the Bill, Uhuru said that he would extend his generosity to all Kenyan […]

Politics

William Ruto Launches ‘Office of the Future President’

Kenya’s Deputy President who is also aspiring to become the president in 2022 has opened the Office of the Future President in preparation for taking over the presidency next year. Speaking to his advisors, Dr William Ruto said that he took the necessary step to ensure that he was one step closer to becoming Kenya’s […]

Politics

Uhuru Kenyatta Threatens to Name the People who Steal KES 2 Billion from the Government Everyday

Days after admitting that KShs 2 billion is stolen in Kenya everyday, President Uhuru Kenyatta has come under fire from different quarters for presiding over one of the biggest heists in history. In just under one week, Uhuru Kenyatta has faced criticism from friends, colleagues, partners and enemies for leading the country of thugs, and […]

Politics

Its Inaccurate to think that Uhuru Kenyatta Steals KShs 2b Everyday Alone

President Uhuru Kenyatta has found himself as the bullseye of corruption blame game, after he revealed that the government which he is in full control of loses KShs 2 billion every day to corruption. Kenyans have imagined that since the president is in full control, he must be aware of the whereabouts of the 700 […]

Politics

Looming Cabinet Reshuffle Will See Ministry of Hustling Introduced

According to some leaked information from Statehouse Kenya, a cabinet reshuffle is looming and one of the major changes expected will be the introduction of the Ministry of Hustling. The information which was confirmed by some State House insiders who did not want to be named due to the sensitivity of the matter stated that […]