Politics

Uhuru Promises Every Kenyan 2 Million Shillings if BBI Passes

President Uhuru Kenyatta has made a bold move to give every Kenyan aged 18 years and above KShs 2 million if BBI passes in the upcoming referendum. Noting that 2 million shillings had proved to be sufficient to tilt MCAs to support the Bill, Uhuru said that he would extend his generosity to all Kenyan

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Politics

William Ruto Launches ‘Office of the Future President’

Kenya’s Deputy President who is also aspiring to become the president in 2022 has opened the Office of the Future President in preparation for taking over the presidency next year. Speaking to his advisors, Dr William Ruto said that he took the necessary step to ensure that he was one step closer to becoming Kenya’s

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Politics

Hopes that Moi Will Resurrect Dwindle One Year After Death

A year after the former president of Kenya Daniel Toroitich arap Moi passed on, hopes that he will one day resurrect and establish an everlasting dynasty in Kenya have nearly diminished. Immediately after death, it was expected that Moi would rise again after three days. Days became weeks, weeks became months and the months are

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Politics

Uhuru Kenyatta Threatens to Name the People who Steal KES 2 Billion from the Government Everyday

Days after admitting that KShs 2 billion is stolen in Kenya everyday, President Uhuru Kenyatta has come under fire from different quarters for presiding over one of the biggest heists in history. In just under one week, Uhuru Kenyatta has faced criticism from friends, colleagues, partners and enemies for leading the country of thugs, and

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Politics

Its Inaccurate to think that Uhuru Kenyatta Steals KShs 2b Everyday Alone

President Uhuru Kenyatta has found himself as the bullseye of corruption blame game, after he revealed that the government which he is in full control of loses KShs 2 billion every day to corruption. Kenyans have imagined that since the president is in full control, he must be aware of the whereabouts of the 700

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Politics

Looming Cabinet Reshuffle Will See Ministry of Hustling Introduced

According to some leaked information from Statehouse Kenya, a cabinet reshuffle is looming and one of the major changes expected will be the introduction of the Ministry of Hustling. The information which was confirmed by some State House insiders who did not want to be named due to the sensitivity of the matter stated that

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Politics

Uhuru Warns Shallow State Against Scuttling the BBI Referendum

The government has come out guns blazing against some shallow state operatives who have expressed opposition to the revered BBI report.  Speaking while collecting signatures from Internally Displaced Persons due to conflicts and lack of food in West Pokot County, President Uhuru Kenyatta said that the Building Bridges Initiative needs to be fast tracked so

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Politics

William Ruto Clarifies that Kickback for the Chinese Loans was 30% and not 10%

Deputy President William Ruto has denied reports by Aden Duale that the government was getting 10% in kickbacks from all the money borrowed from China, saying the figure was 30% and not 10%. Speaking after media reports that politicians were receiving 10% as kickbacks from China, Ruto insisted that the government was keen on 30%

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Governance

Uhuru Admits that He Does Not Remember Ever Talking About the Big Four Agenda

President Uhuru Kenyatta has denied claims that he has some four agendas that his government is focusing on, terming the suggestion outrageous and saying that his government is keen on all the agendas of the nation. Speaking shortly during the launch of BBI signature collection, President Kenyatta said that there were misleading media reports claiming

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Religion Social

Why Pope Francis Rejected Uhuru Kenyatta’s Request to Live Forever

Kenya’s President Uhuru Kenyatta was man full of hope when he made his maiden visit to the Vatican City earlier in November. Still in the middle of a growing Covid-19 pandemic and with a undisclosed desire to remain in some office after 2022, Uhuru Kenyatta had made the trip to Vatican to request for a

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