House Republicans Look to Pass Sex Outside Marriage Control legislation by November

House Republicans will try to advance a raft of sex control bills early next month to solve the problem of unexpected pregnancies following the overturning of Roe Vs Wade. House Judiciary Committee Ranking Member Jim Jordan (R-OH) has called committee lawmakers back from a break to markup sex legislation that combines three separate bills. The […]


US to Ban All Public Schools to Curb Mass Shootings

A section of US legislators has a magic wand to end school shootings once and for all. Following a deadly shooting at Robb Elementary School in Uvale, Texas, politicians have come together to bring an end to this daily occurrence in the United States. The radical proposal involves a ban on all public schools in […]


Biden Begs Taliban not to Destroy the 3 KFC restaurants in Kabul

President Joe Biden has called on the Taliban to avoid bombing, destroying or closing down the three KFC in Kabul as a show of commitment to the country’s shared history with the US. In a cable that was sent to the Taliban, Biden said that both US and Afghanistan have a rich history of shared […]


At 60, Barack Obama Could Still run for President Again

Former US president Barack Obama turned 60 for the first time in his life this week. His plan for a huge birthday celebration may not work out well since Republicans and other enemies want him to turn sixty alone, something that’s unacceptable among black people. Although he had dis-invited the 44,500 people on the initial […]


Israel Defense Forces Vow to Stand with Palestinians, Just like Everybody Else

Israel Defense Forces has made a commitment to stand with Palestinian people following the escalation of violence between Palestine and Israel in recent weeks. In an attempt to keep up with the trend where every person and country stands with Palestine, Israeli forces said that they are going to promote a few hashtags and send […]


More than 3500 Dead from Post-Election Violence in the US: A Country Where the Dead Are Not Counted

The number of fatalities from the ongoing Post Election Violence that have rocked the United States of America has passed the 3500 mark, but official records do not reflect this because it is a country where the dead are just not counted. Most of the deaths are being attributed to Covid-19, even in cases where […]


India Finally Manages to Colonize the United States

No country ever prospered without colonizing others. India knows that too well, but the opportunities are limited. Colonizing the powerful neighbors around India is impossible, while the poor, smaller neighbors are inconsequential. India needed to think out of the box. Although most colonialism ended in the 20th Century, modern form of colonialism such as digital […]


Museveni Wonders how a man with 24/7 access to Nuclear Football can Lose an Election

The President of Uganda since 1986, Yoheri Kaguta Museveni – recently rebranded to Yoweri Tibuhaburwa Kaguta Museveni – is unable to can. As Donald Trump fights a losing battle to retain the presidency, Museveni is wondering how a man with such immense powers can lose he top job in a country. Power Factor Losing an […]


James Orengo heads to the US to advise on a Handshake Government

The script is almost writing itself. After Biden wins and Trump swears himself in, everybody knows what happens next because the events will be similar to what happened in Kenya. After days or weeks of protests and arguments, Joe Biden and Donald Trump are expected to form a handshake government, much to the detriment of […]