A Kenyan born US citizen spotted smack in the middle of a group of pro-Trump hooligans that stormed Capitol Hill on Wednesday has come out to deny that he was part of the chaos and ransacking that rocked the US Senate. In a phone interview two hours after a photo of him standing atop a
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More than 3500 Dead from Post-Election Violence in the US: A Country Where the Dead Are Not Counted
The number of fatalities from the ongoing Post Election Violence that have rocked the United States of America has passed the 3500 mark, but official records do not reflect this because it is a country where the dead are just not counted. Most of the deaths are being attributed to Covid-19, even in cases where
Read moreIndia Finally Manages to Colonize the United States
No country ever prospered without colonizing others. India knows that too well, but the opportunities are limited. Colonizing the powerful neighbors around India is impossible, while the poor, smaller neighbors are inconsequential. India needed to think out of the box. Although most colonialism ended in the 20th Century, modern form of colonialism such as digital
Read moreMuseveni Wonders how a man with 24/7 access to Nuclear Football can Lose an Election
The President of Uganda since 1986, Yoheri Kaguta Museveni – recently rebranded to Yoweri Tibuhaburwa Kaguta Museveni – is unable to can. As Donald Trump fights a losing battle to retain the presidency, Museveni is wondering how a man with such immense powers can lose he top job in a country. Power Factor Losing an
Read moreJames Orengo heads to the US to advise on a Handshake Government
The script is almost writing itself. After Biden wins and Trump swears himself in, everybody knows what happens next because the events will be similar to what happened in Kenya. After days or weeks of protests and arguments, Joe Biden and Donald Trump are expected to form a handshake government, much to the detriment of
Read moreCanada Builds a 8000 km Wall to Keep out Americans
Expecting foolish Americans to attempt to migrate to Canada if Donald Trump wins the election, Canada has moved with speed to build a 5-meter-tall wall along its 8000 km border with the US to stop the looming influx of dejected Americans. The move followed a realization that it would not be a landslide for Joe
Read moreThe US Election is more of a US IQ Test
Americans are voting today, but as far as the world is concerned, this is a matter of a National IQ test for the country and the outcome could lie anywhere on the IQ continuum. The Great North American nation will be forced to choose between Trump and Biden, and while the polls show that Biden
Read moreDemocrats Test Negative for Sympathy
The senior most resident of the White House – a morbidly obese 74-year-old white male – tested positive for Covid-19 and you would expect the world to show utmost sympathy. Well, it would be a little too ambitious to expect the whole world to show sympathy because nothing good for Donald Trump can come from
Read moreAfrican Union Warns that US is Dangerously on the Precipice of a Post Election Violence
The African Union has expressed concerns that the United States is dangerously on the path to a Post Election Violence, even as the leading candidates continue to trade accusations and spur hatred. Speaking at the African Union Headquarters, the AU Heads of States said that the Two Party States of America were experiencing a worrying
Read moreKenyan Graduates 5 Times Smarter than their American Counterparts
A study by the University of Michigan has recently revealed what many Kenyans always knew; Kenyan graduates are five times smarter than American graduates. In what could be a case of Wakanda striking again, Kenyan graduates beat their American colleagues in all possible disciplines from engineering to anthropology, as well as in all sports including
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