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William Ruto Shocked to Learn that Huge Political gatherings without Masks and Social Distancing Accelerate Spread of Covid -19

Travelling politician who also happens to be the Deputy President of Kenya, William Ruto, was this week shocked to learn that the huge public rallies he has been holding could have contributed to a spike in the number of Covid-19 cases in Kenya. Tweeting that all political gatherings need to stop, the man who has

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Prostitutes Protest the Philosophical Promiscuity by Politicians in Kenya

A grassroot body made of commercial sex workers in Nairobi is raising concerns that the current political class in Kenya has taken promiscuity to a whole new low. Citing the flip flop nature of politicians and the willingness to fight for almost anything including nothing, the body said that politicians were beating them in their

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1084 AD Prophecy Tells of 5th President of Kenya Making a Triumphant Entry into State House Riding on a Wheelbarrow

A recently discovered prophecy that dates back to 1084 AD has revealed that the next president of Kenya will have to make a triumphant entry into State House riding a on a wheelbarrow. In what could change the politics of the moment, politicians intending to get into State House will have to strategically position themselves

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Putin Offers to Mediate the Standoff Between Uhuru and Ruto over a Cup of Tea

Vladimir Putin, one of the most influential man on the planet and the President of Russia, has offered to help mediate the current bad blood between President Uhuru Kenyatta and his Deputy William Ruto. Speaking in Kremlin, Putin said that he was willing to invite the two leaders for a cup of tea and have

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Uhuru Kenyatta and William Ruto to Settle their Differences in a Boxing Ring

Kenya’s President and Deputy President are set to meet for a boxing match in an attempt to settle their ever increasing political differences. After months of fighting a cold war against each other, the two leaders have finally decided to act like men and settle their differences in the old way, where the winner will

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William Ruto Claims that the Lookalike Uhuru Kenyatta Could be the Actual Uhuru

A man who looks like President Uhuru Kenyatta has surfaced in Umoja and as the details about him continue to emerge, Kenyans are not sure who the real president is. In fact, it seems like the lookalike looks like Uhuru more than the president looks like himself. It is mind baffling. Kenyans have expressed concerns

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‘To be an Earthly Ruler, Invest on Earth as Much as in Heaven’ – Talai Elders.

Recently, the hustler from Sugoi paid homage to the powerful Talai elders in Nandi. Known for their crucial role in anointing kings from the time of Koitalel Arap Samoei, the elders undisputedly holds the key to Statehouse. It is in the public domain that Moi, Kibaki, and now Uhuru were single-handedly installed to the throne

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Ruto Calls for Constitutional Recognition of Witchcraft in Kenya

Deputy President William Ruto has called for mainstreaming of witchcraft and related activities in Kenya, saying that these have an integral role to play in the development of the country and the achievement of Vision 2030 goals. Speaking at a undisclosed ceremony at 3 am, Dr Ruto said that Kenya stood to benefit from the

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Uhuru Transfers DP’s Office to the Ministry of Agriculture

In an effort to streamline government operations, President Uhuru Kenyatta has signed an Executive Order that places the office of the Deputy President under the Ministry of Agriculture. In the Executive Order number 8194 of 2020, the president said that he was cognizant of the immense role that Agriculture plays in the economy of Kenya,

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