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Whatsapp Status Obsession: Kenyans Wasted a Week in 2023, Study Finds

An average Kenyan spent 7.2 days aimlessly binging on WhatsApp status in 2023, data from the think tank independent Ridgeviews Analytica confirms. In a study that was conducted from January to November 2023, Kenyans again topped the world in social media engagement with TikTok, WhatsApp, Instagram, YouYube, Twitter and Facebook cumulatively taking one calendar month […]

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Satan Says He Can’t Compete With TikTok And Kenyan Government In Corrupting Souls

NAIROBI, KENYA—Lamenting that his once-thriving business of tempting and tormenting humans was now in shambles, Satan announced Monday that he was unable to compete with the corrupting influence of TikTok and the Kenyan government in the African nation. “I used to have a monopoly on luring people into sin and evil, but now I can’t […]