- NTSA Wants all PSV Passengers to Wear Helmets
All public service vehicle passengers will now be required to don helmets, according to the new regulations released by the […]
- Mombasa Drug Dealer Takes Credit for all Jobs Created in the County this Year
A Mombasa based drug Lord has lashed out at both the county and national governments for failing to create jobs, […]
- Graduate Engineers will No Longer Pay Tax in Kenya
Graduate Engineers in Kenya will be laughing all the way to the bank after recent change of the Pay as […]
- Trevor Noah Announces Early Retirement after Trump Exit Makes Him Irrelevant
The second highest ranking South African in the US, Trevor Noah, has been forced into early retirement after his comedy […]
- IEBC Reports that Miguna Miguna has Blocked Half of all Nairobi Voters on Social Media
The Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission has warned that Miguna Miguna may not be a suitable candidate in the Nairobi […]
- Concerns Raised after Edgar Obare Applies for the CJ Job
Controversial Kenyan blogger and certified tea sommelier Edgar Obare has his eyes set on the top most job of the […]
- Its Inaccurate to think that Uhuru Kenyatta Steals KShs 2b Everyday Alone
President Uhuru Kenyatta has found himself as the bullseye of corruption blame game, after he revealed that the government which […]
- QuickMart to Stock Husbands Beginning Mid 2021
The futile search for that perfect man could become a thing of the past if a local retailer makes good […]
- Susan Kihika Cuts off Ties with Her Dynasty Family to show Commitment to Hustlers
Tangatanga politician and Senator for Nakuru County Susan Wakarura Kihika has a made a radical decision that will see her […]
- ‘I am too rich to Be a Hustler’ Buzeki Explains why he ditched CCM
Buzeki has ditched CCM. This is after his party leader Isaac Rutto joined William Ruto’s ‘hustler’ movement. His reason are […]
- “Unemployment High Because Young People Keep Failing Interviews” – Atwoli
The runaway unemployment that has made Kenya its eternal home has nothing to do with the government, Covid-19, the economy […]
- Rowdy Bodaboda Operators Burn Car Despite the Owner’s Insistence that he Went to Alliance
A middle aged man in Nairobi is counting losses after bodaboda riders burnt down his car following an incidence with […]
- Proposal Seeks to have Kenyan Churches Sing 75% Local Songs
The Ministry of Sports, Culture and Heritage has proposed a new regulation that will see churches in Kenya required to […]
- Who is Mejja’s Father: Netizen now have a clue, Dictator of Collabos
He has been known for long as Mtoto wa Khadija, netizens have always wondered why Meja AKA ‘Okonkwo’ so much […]
- Meet Njeff Mbesus from Tala who Just Invented an Automatic Ugali Maker
Kenyan innovators continue to receive global attention even as the manufacturing sector continues to rest in peace in the midst […]
- Churches Conveniently Declare a Period of Prayer and Fasting in January
Churches all over Kenya have declared an extended period of prayer and fasting this month, a very convenient move because […]
- “If Only we had 9 Months to Prepare for School Reopening” – Magoha
It was chaos as usual as schools reopened in Kenya following an extended Covid-19 break. Parents, teachers, students and the […]
- Twelve Days of Violence Officially Kick off in Uganda
The 12 days of violence, tear gas, bullets and military action kicked off officially this morning in Uganda, with President […]
- The American Embassy in DC Failed Donald Trump
President Donald Trump faced a major set back after his supporters failed to make meaningful impact at the US Capitol. […]
- Mombasa County Hurriedly Recruiting Anybody Who Ever Watched Grey’s Anatomy
After firing most of the doctors and with the few remaining going on strike, Mombasa County has taken desperate measures […]
- ARSENAL SET FOR EUROPEAN GLORY, AS SPURS EYE THE EPL. CLOSER HOME, GOR MAHIA TO BE UPSET!
Without a doubt, it is obvious that Arsenal Football Club, enjoys a massive fanatical following, the World over! Sources indicate […]
- Pelosi’s Lectern Looted During Capitol Riots Resurfaces in Hall 9 of the University of Nairobi
The University of Nairobi is breaking records again and this time it has to do with the United States Capitol […]
- Electoral Commission of Uganda Confirms that Results are Ready Five Days to Elections
The Electoral Commission of Uganda has achieved some efficiency that Kaizen can only dream of. With only five days to […]
- HP Admits that Printers are Designed to Know When you are in a Hurry
The cardinal rule at the office is that you should not let the printer or photocopier know that you are […]
- Man on the 47th Round of Interview at One Acre Fund Still Hopeful
It has been a tough three months for a local man. Armed with papers, experience, exposure and connections, the quest […]
- Museveni Condemns Bobi Wine for Sending Kids to the US
Ugandan politician, singer, actor, and businessman Robert Kyagulanyi Ssentamu better known as Bobi Wine has found himself at the center […]
- Kenyan Photographed in US Capitol Chaos Speaks Out
A Kenyan born US citizen spotted smack in the middle of a group of pro-Trump hooligans that stormed Capitol Hill […]
- More than 3500 Dead from Post-Election Violence in the US: A Country Where the Dead Are Not Counted
The number of fatalities from the ongoing Post Election Violence that have rocked the United States of America has passed […]
- Iran Offers Political Asylum to Donald Trump
Iran has said that it was ready to offer political asylum to President Donald Trump should his last minute effort […]
- Looming Cabinet Reshuffle Will See Ministry of Hustling Introduced
According to some leaked information from Statehouse Kenya, a cabinet reshuffle is looming and one of the major changes expected […]
- Two Kenyan Teachers Set to Win Another Coveted Global Award
Barely a year after Mwalimu Mr. Peter Tabichi won the Global Teacher Prize 2019, another set of teachers have been […]
- Delegates Reject Proposal for a Remote 2021 Men’s Conference
A proposal to hold the Annual Men’s Conference virtually in 2021 has been shelved following protests from delegates who insisted […]
- Robbers Raid Nairobi Stock Exchange, Make Away With Unknown Number of Shares
While the rest of the world was busy welcoming the new year as best as it could amidst the coronavirus […]
- Lake Baringo Secondary School Students Resume Learning on Boats
It was cosmic chaos as learning resumed in boats at Lake Baringo Secondary school, following the overflowing of the lake […]
- Premium Tears as House Helps Cut off Toxic Employers
Tears, panic, desperation and chest pains have rocked many households in Kenya as the current transfer window of house helps […]
- Isaac Mwaura Receives Ruto into his own Heart
Kenyan politician, disability advocate and aspiring Senator for Kiambu County Isaac Mwaura has finally received Ruto into his own heart, […]
- Shock as Kalonzo Quits Politics to Become a Prophet
In a big twist that has left political analysts and pundits shocked to the core, Kalonzo retired from politics to […]
- Kenya Reports Zero New Covid-19 Cases in line with the Government’s New Year Resolution
Kenya has today reported 0 new Covid-19 cases out of total of 8,391 samples that were tested in the last […]
- BBI Wars: Firm awarded Tender to build the Bridges on the Spotlight
As the race for the Building Bridges Initiative intensifies, technocrats and stakeholders are becoming more worried than ever. This after […]
- Kenya Identifies 27000 Trees that will be used as Classrooms once Schools Reopen
The Government of Kenya has identified some 27000 trees that will be used as semi-permanent classrooms once the schools fully […]
- Jeff Bezos Reveals Plan to Acquire Rwanda
American internet entrepreneur, industrialist, media proprietor, and investor Jeff Bezos has revealed plans to acquire a small Eastern African country […]
- Lorry Carrying Employment Opportunities Overturns in Mlolongo
A truck filled with tons of employment opportunities and jobs has overturned in Mlolongo causing a nasty traffic snarl-up on […]
- Police Outline Rules of Engagement for 31st December
Something will be going down on the 31st of December, but at this point, we are not able to tell […]
- Prado Drivers Even Worse than you Suspected
New research has revealed that 90% of road users feel hostile towards drivers of the infamous Toyota Prado, something that […]
- State Cautions Kenyans Against Using The Solar System
The government has come out to strongly condemn attempts by a section of Kenyans to bypass Kenya Power by utilizing […]
- Corona Virus Celebrates First Anniversary with a Deadly New Strain
Severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2) celebrated its first anniversary in humans with a massive bash that was held […]
- Jambojet Temporarily Bans Farting on Planes as Holiday Travel Surges
Kenya’s low-cost airline, Jambojet, has moved with speed to temporarily ban passing wind on planes during the festive season. Seeking […]
- Pastor Ng’ang’a to hold Special Prayer Session for Arsenal FC
Famed Kenyan televangelist Pastor James Maina Ng’ang’a of Neno Evangelism Center has come to the rescue of Arsenal Football Club […]
- Academic Writing Emerges as Kenya’s Top Foreign Exchange Earner
Academic writing overtook Tourism, Diaspora remittance, loans and proceeds from hacking to become the top foreign exchange earner in Kenya […]
- Machakos University Launches a Bachelor’s Degree in Witchcraft
Machakos University is set to launch a Degree in witchcraft, setting a record as the second institution to offer the […]
- Somalia Warns Kenya Against Withdrawing Troops from Somalia
The Federal Republic of Somalia has once against threatened Kenya with undisclosed consequences should the latter choose to withdraw its […]
- Doctor Loses License for Asking Patient ‘What is your budget?’
A doctor in Kenya has lost his practicing license after his ‘overly enterprising’ method of operation was brought to light. […]
- Top Six Satirical Stories of 2020
The year that never was is coming to an end. It has been a tough time especially when you had […]
- Maraga Under DCI Probe Over Missing Pencil
Outgoing Chief Justice Maraga has found himself at the center of a corruption investigation after the Directorate of Criminal Investigation […]
- Meet Bridget Bema
Apology for the misleading headline, because you cannot meet Bridget Bema. It’s Bridget Bema who meets you. Kenyans online cannot […]
- 39 African Politicians Could have been Given Fake Covid-19 Vaccine in UK
Police in the UK are investigating an incidence where several senior African politicians could have been conned thousands of dollars […]
- GoK Advises Doctors to Self Medicate or Perish
The Government of Kenya has expressed dissatisfaction with the doctors who are complaining of neglect because they do not have […]
- Arsenal Wants the ‘Winner-Takes-All’ Football Point System Changed
Arsenal Football Club is seeking for reforms in football, arguing that the winner takes all system that is used to […]
- Onset of Mango Season Spells Doom for Atheists in Kenya
For most people, Covid-19 has been the pandemic to beat but atheists face a different kind of pandemic that is […]
- 2021 Will be a Virtual Year
“Prepare yourself for a year like no other because 2021 will be a virtual year,” warns the United Nations. Following […]
- Kenya Power Officially Opens their Candle Factory to Fight Solar
Kenya Power has announced the launch of their candle manufacturing plant two years ahead of schedule as the war against […]
- Uhuru Warns Shallow State Against Scuttling the BBI Referendum
The government has come out guns blazing against some shallow state operatives who have expressed opposition to the revered BBI […]
- William Ruto Clarifies that Kickback for the Chinese Loans was 30% and not 10%
Deputy President William Ruto has denied reports by Aden Duale that the government was getting 10% in kickbacks from all […]
- Uhuru Admits that He Does Not Remember Ever Talking About the Big Four Agenda
President Uhuru Kenyatta has denied claims that he has some four agendas that his government is focusing on, terming the […]
- Staring at an Exam Question for too Long Reduces the Chances of Remembering the Answer
The good old practice of intently staring at an exam question until an answer resurrects from a dead corner of […]
- Lastborns Officially Recognized as Bread Losers
The Division of Social Policy and Development of the United Nations Secretariat has called for the recognition of lastborns as […]
- Alarm as Kenyan Teens Opt for Virtual Parents
Most people alive today grew up with omnipresent parents who were present and active, especially when you needed them to […]
- Amerix Orders a KShs 70 Price Ceiling for Barber Shops
Your favorite barber will no longer have the liberty to charge you KShs 500 for a haircut, thanks to an […]
- Influencer with 116 Followers Shares on How He Made it on Social Media
Becoming an influencer is today’s version of being a celebrity in the 90s. It is hard work, complicated, but rewarding […]
- African Union Accidentally Tweets a Congratulatory Message to Museveni for Winning the 2021 Election
A Social Media scheduling error caused the African Union to send congratulatory message to President Yoweri Kaguta Museveni for being […]
- Comedian Njugush Donates 350 Brooms to Parliament to help MPs Fly for Medical Treatment
Comedian and renowned Njahi activist Blessed Njugush has come to the rescue of Kenyan legislators by donating 350 brooms which […]
- Government Desperately Hunting for a Corruption Scandal in Makueni County
The Government is working overtime to unearth a corruption scandal in Makueni County as one of the strategies of passing […]
- Why Pope Francis Rejected Uhuru Kenyatta’s Request to Live Forever
Kenya’s President Uhuru Kenyatta was man full of hope when he made his maiden visit to the Vatican City earlier […]
- William Ruto Shocked to Learn that Huge Political gatherings without Masks and Social Distancing Accelerate Spread of Covid -19
Travelling politician who also happens to be the Deputy President of Kenya, William Ruto, was this week shocked to learn […]
- Raila Odinga Insists that BBI is the Hill he will Die on
Be wary of a man who has nothing to lose and everything to lose at the same time. They will […]
- Trump Promises to Revisit Angels from Africa
With little hope of being in power after January 2021, President Donald Trump has turned his attention to all the […]
- “Save for the Prime Minister Part, BBI Can be Amended.” – Raila
The ground is softening for opposed to the sacred BBI document after the Chief Document Architect, Raila Odinga, allowed limited […]
- KRA to Start Taxing all Dowry Payments from 2022
The taxman in Kenya is on steroids and this time round, no coin will be left unturned. Starting January 2022, […]
- India Finally Manages to Colonize the United States
No country ever prospered without colonizing others. India knows that too well, but the opportunities are limited. Colonizing the powerful […]
- Blue Band sues Mwangi Kiunjuri’s Party – TSP – for Plagiarism
Mwangi Kiunjuri has found himself on the wrong side of the slice of power after he was sued by Blue […]
- Possibility that Jesus will Make a Second Coming Via Zoom Highly Likely
The possibility that Jesus will make his second coming via Zoom is now more likely than ever, following the events […]
- Museveni Wonders how a man with 24/7 access to Nuclear Football can Lose an Election
The President of Uganda since 1986, Yoheri Kaguta Museveni – recently rebranded to Yoweri Tibuhaburwa Kaguta Museveni – is unable […]
- Although BBI will not Address Unemployment, it will Make Life Easier for Unemployed Kenyans
Joblessness is a major challenge in Kenya. For the young people aged 18 -35 who are looking for jobs, the […]
- James Orengo heads to the US to advise on a Handshake Government
The script is almost writing itself. After Biden wins and Trump swears himself in, everybody knows what happens next because […]
- Canada Builds a 8000 km Wall to Keep out Americans
Expecting foolish Americans to attempt to migrate to Canada if Donald Trump wins the election, Canada has moved with speed […]
- The US Election is more of a US IQ Test
Americans are voting today, but as far as the world is concerned, this is a matter of a National IQ […]
- Alarm as Men Spend more Time and Money in Barber Shops than Women in Salons
A long held tradition as been lost after it was revealed that men now spend more time in barbershops than […]
- There Must be more to Life than Ugali – Wetangula
There comes a time in life when a man has to ask some deep questions and reevaluate the purpose of […]
- Proposal to have IEBC as a Department within ODM on the Cards
The chief hand-shakers and Bridge Builders are mulling after final whistle-esq proposal to move IEBC to Chungwa house. Our mole, […]
- Margaret Kenyatta Launches Beyond Zero Polygamy Initiative
Kenyan First Lady Margaret Kenyatta has launched an initiative to end polygamy in Kenya, arguing that it is becoming a […]
- Rational Man Misses Good Old Days when Masks and Social Distancing Could Prevent Covid-19
As more countries start to enforce lockdowns following a second wave of Covid-19, a rational man misses the beginning of […]
- Boost to the Kenyan Economy as Wildlife Embrace Tourism
The Kenyan economy has received a major boost after wildlife embraced tourism, something that had been reserved for human beings. […]
- Government Pleads with Dennis Okari to end the Second Wave of Covid-19
Covid-19 has struck back with a lethal strategy in Kenya – sparing no one and showing no mercy. Just as […]
- JKUAT Students Threaten to Continue Hacking Everyone if Unemployment is not Addressed by the BBI
JKUAT students are back in the limelight after they ‘alerted’ NBCA that its system might need some improvement. The students […]
- Legal Profession Voted the Most Arrogant Discipline for the 78th Year in a Row
The legal profession has once again scooped the top prize for the most arrogant profession for the 78th year running, […]
- Government: You can’t Contract Covid-19 at a BBI Rally
Kenyans are now free to attend BBI rallies in huge numbers after the government confirmed that one cannot contract Covid-19 […]
- MCAs not Aware that 113% of them will not be Reelected in 2022
Members of County Assemblies are living their best lives now. Despite being labelled as rats that eat not just for […]
- Stop Imagining that Uhuru Kenyatta will be the Prime Minister from 2022 to 2032
Kenyans love to imagine things and this is not a good thing. With the launch of the BBI report, speculation […]
- Buhari: Solution to Police Brutality is more Police Brutality
As young Nigerians continue to protest against police brutality, the government thinks that the solution to protests against police brutality […]
- Home Guards seven times more successful Today than Mau Mau Fighters
A study done over a 50 year period involving 3000 Mau fighters and home guards has shown that home guards […]