- Kenyan Man Sends a Marriage Proposal to Queen Elizabeth
A Kenyan man by name Wafula could soon make history after his marriage proposal to Queen Elizabeth was received at […]
- Piers Morgan Blames Black Elements for Untimely Death of Prince Philip
English broadcaster, journalist, writer, television personality and topmost English Racism promoter Piers Morgan has blamed the untimely death of Prince […]
- Kenya to Repay Loans with Athletes’ Gold Medals
Kenya in a radical new suggestion is exploring possibilities of paying its high loans by collecting all the gold medals […]
- Kenya to File for Bankruptcy
Kenya is set to become the first country in modern history to file for bankruptcy after the interest accrued from […]
- Civil Servant Working from Home Instinctively Leaves Jacket Hanging on Seat While Watching Netflix
Old habits die hard. After the government asked its staff to start working from home, a veteran public servant forgot […]
- IMF Under Pressure Agrees to Take Brookside Dairy as Collateral for GoK Loan
Kenyans on Social Media have successfully forced IMF to use Brookside Dairy as a collateral for the loans they are […]
- God Fearing Man Unaware that the Book of Abraham Does not Exist
A God fearing man who has been consistently attending church for the last 17 years was left with an egg […]
- Sputnik V Okay if Imported by Approved Cartels – MoH
Kenya has once again changed tune on the use of the Russian made Covid-19 vaccine, allowing the use of Sputnik […]
- Kenya to Quarantine Visitors from UK for 18 Months
Kenya will reciprocatively quarantine visitors from UK for a period of 18 months starting on 9th April 2021. The move […]
- Kenyan Middle Class Adventurists Discover Northern Kenya is actually in Kenya
A section of Kenyan middle class domestic tourists is continuously baffled by discovering that Northern Kenya is actually in Kenya […]
- Uhuru Leads Cabinet in Celebrating the Fools’ Day
President Uhuru Kenyatta today led the Cabinet in commemorating the Fools’ Day at State House Nairobi. The meeting that was […]
- 2NK Sacco Faults GoK over Slow Vaccine Rollout
The famous 2NK SACCO has lashed out at the Government of Kenya over laxity in the Covi-19 vaccine rollout. Arguing […]
- Kenya Petitions WHO for a Local Covid-19 Variant
A section of Kenyan political class has petitioned the WHO to quickly find a unique Kenyan covid-19 variant. Noting that […]
- Dr. Ezekiel Mutua Purchases New Moral Fabric for Kenya
Kenya’s Chief Moral Cop and presiding Deputy Jesus Ezekiel Mutua has once again moved with speed to stop the moral […]
- Safaricom 5G now Available on Safaricom Home Fibre
After colorful launch of 5G network in Nairobi and Western Kenya last week, Safaricom has moved a step further to […]
- Disquiet in CITAM as Calisto Repeatedly ends Sermon with only One Conclusion
A storm is brewing at Christ is the Answer Ministries after an increasing number of members expressed disapproval on the […]
- Kenya to Send 2000 Youths to Help Free Ever Given from the Suez Canal
Kenya has a workable solution to the Suez Canal crisis. According to a government officer, Kenya youths can be mobilized […]
- Police Break into Dance as Cessation of Movement Jackpot Opens
Kenya Police officers in the five counties of Nairobi, Nakuru, Machakos, Kiambu and Kajiado counties broke into song and dance […]
- Jamaican Covid-19 Vaccine Causes a Stir
A promising new Covi-19 vaccine from Jamaica is causing excitement all over the world and rekindled hope that Covid-19 could […]
- Ethiopia’s Plan for Old Birr Notes Bungled
It came to public attention that Ethiopia which mid last month launched new birr notes in 10, 20, 100 and […]
- HELB to Forgive Student Loans for all Non-performing Degrees
The Higher Education Loans Board (HELB) has announced that it is willing to forgive any student loan issued in the […]
- Mudavadi Contemplating Locking Down Western Kenya as Covid-19 Cases Soar
As the third wave of Covid-19 spreads like bushfire in Kenya, various leaders are taking action to protect their people. […]
- Man who Received Free Tuition, Food, Boom and Ready Job Wants Graduates to Pay HELB Loans Quickly
A local old man has expressed his frustrations with the Kenyan graduates after it emerged most of them have not […]
- Man Celebrates One Year of Pretending to Send Offering via M-PESA
As the remote church turns one year old this month, so are the habits and new sins that have resulted […]
- MoH Warns of the 196th Wave of Malaria
The Ministry of Health has urged for increased caution after it emerged that Kenya could be going through the 196th […]
- KEMSA Spends 29m on Security after Passersby Increase by 1856%
The Kenya Medical Supplies Agency (KEMSA) has beefed up security on its premises after the number of pedestrian passersby increased […]
- A Few Conspiracy Theories to Help you Come to Terms with the Death of Magufuli
While just a few days ago Magufuli had admitted that he can actually die and does not fear death, his […]
- Magufuli Bows (to Pressure from KoT)
President John Pombe Magufuli, the benevolent dictator who has ruled Tanzania for the last six years, has finally decided to […]
- Covid-19 Less Deadly if You Do not Know that you have it
Social Media virologists and communicable disease experts have finally converged to a conclusion that Covid-19 is less deadly if one […]
- Magoha Warns Against Giving KCPE and KCSE Candidates Special Food
Education CS Prof George Magoha has cautioned parents against giving exam candidates any special foods during the exam period, warning […]
- MPs, Senators and MCAs to sit for a Mandatory Governance Exam
All elected leaders in Kenya will have to undergo a mandatory test to ascertain their suitability to hold public office. […]
- Kenyatta National Hospital to Build a Prison to Detain Patients Who Don’t Pay Bills
Kenyatta National Hospital is seeking funding from the exchequer to build a prison that will temporarily hold discharged patients who […]
- Opinion Poll Shows Gideon Moi Most Popular Presidential Candidate in Kenya
Latest opinion poll show that Gideon Moi is the most popular presidential candidate in Kenya, and the best suited to […]
- Kenyan Dowry Negotiation Startup Secures $2.2m in Seed Funding
A Kenyan dowry negotiation startup – Nairobi Dowry – has raised $2.2 million in seed funding to continue its growth […]
- Magufuli on a Secret Benchmarking Tour at Nairobi Hospital
President John Pombe Magufuli of Tanzania started a healthcare bench-marking tour at Nairobi Hospital amid tight security and vocal media […]
- Magufuli Launches his Own Mask Brand
Tanzania President John Pombe Magufuli has launched the Magufuli-95 mask – a special mask that will be used in Tanzania. […]
- Introverts Spend 11.9 Days in The Toilet Every Year
A silent pandemic that is robbing humanity of its productivity is the huge amount of time spent by introverts in […]
- Inside the Mind of KANU Candidate who Garnered 1 Vote in the London Ward Byelection
Losing an election is painful, but there are things that are generally worse than pain. This includes getting only one […]
- Patrick Amoth Develops Unusual Interest in Reggae Music after the Vaccine Jab
Acting Health Director General Patrick Amoth became the first Kenya to receive the Covid-19 vaccine in a camera field ceremony. […]
- Politician Who Went to Alliance wants Hustler vs Dynasty Changed to Contrarian vs Establishment
The hustler-dynasty narrative has taken a new twist with elite politicians expressing discomfort with use of those terms. Initially, some […]
- Despair after Man Applies for Jobs with all The Registered Companies in Kenya
The promising career of a young man has come to an abrupt end after he made a job application to […]
- Kenya Power Seeks Monopoly of Electric Vehicle Charging in Kenya
Kenya Power has sought a monopoly for charging all electric vehicles in Kenya, setting the stage for tears and pain […]
- Uhuru Promises Every Kenyan 2 Million Shillings if BBI Passes
President Uhuru Kenyatta has made a bold move to give every Kenyan aged 18 years and above KShs 2 million […]
- Covid-19 Vaccine Stolen in Advance Before landing at JKIA
Even before the much awaited Covid-19 Vaccine could land in Kenya, Kenya had already happened to the vaccine. The more […]
- Secrets of Mara Moja Tablets Revealed
The magic of a local pain killer popularly known as Mara Moja was brought to light when a local doctor […]
- Macharia Defends the Appointment of 3 Kikuyus into a NMS Body
Transport CS James Macharia has defended the appointment of three Kikuyus into the Board of Nairobi Metropolitan Area Transport Authority. […]
- 22,413 NGOs in Nairobi Supporting 19,768 Street Families
The Nairobi Metropolitan Services has sounded alarm over the huge number of Non-Governmental Organizations that are dealing with street families […]
- Man Fired for Dancing to Firirinda at Sugoi Farm
The Firirinda Challenge has already claimed its first casualty in Kenya after a 36-year-old breadwinner and father of four lost […]
- Chrome Browser named Leading Cause of Global Warming
Google has been declared the leading cause of global warming and this has nothing to do with their power intensive […]
- Magufuli Warns that Covid-19 is only Deadly if you Know that you Have it
Tanzania President John Pombe Magufuli has warned that Covid-19 is only deadly when you know that you have it, and […]
- Elsa Majimbo joins PostaMate Board as a Non-Executive Director
The PostaMate Media Board of Directors has appointed Elsa Majimbo as an independent non-executive director with effect from March 1, […]
- 40-Year-Old Son Getting Impatient Waiting to Inherit the Family House
A forty year old man is getting concerned that he may waste all his prime years living a suppressed life […]
- New Employee Realizes that Life was Easier when they Didn’t have a Job
A newly employed man has had to face his worst fears when they realized that life in employment is not […]
- Safaricom Found to be Fueling School Unrests
The spate of unrest and school fires that have recently been experienced in Kenya have left the education stakeholders confused. […]
- David Ndii Gains 17k New Followers on Twitter after Insulting Luos
Economist and Tangatanga influencer David Ndii had his best political life yesterday after gaining 17,000 new followers on Twitter in […]
- United States Finally Legalizes Polygamy
The Supreme Court of the United States of America has moved to legalize polygamy after years of a blanket ban […]
- Stealing from a Muhindi Not Necessarily a Crime in Nairobi
Stealing from any person of Indian descent may not be a crime, according to some well-known traditions of Kenya. This […]
- Syokimau Landlord Installs a Natural Carwash to Attract Tenants
With an oversupply of residential buildings in Nairobi, landlords have been forced to get more creative in order to attract […]
- Safaricom’s Home Fibre Internet Falls to Below 2MB
Safaricom has announced that their revered Home Fibre Internet has fallen to below 2MB and users will need to browse […]
- Amazing Story of Kenya Mpya Driver who Went Ahead to Become a Pilot in Qatar
When life hands you a lemon, you make a lemonade out of it. In times of corona, you make a […]
- Men Who Say ‘Everyday is Valentines’ likely to Do Nothing on Valentines Day
Valentines is back, much to the detriment of most people in the world. This is in consideration that 86% of […]
- David Ndii and Amerix to Settle their Differences the Old Way
A storm has been brewing between celebrated Economist David Ndii and masculinity coach Amerix over the role and presence of […]
- Government Halts Kazi Mtaani, advises youth to resume their Job seeking Jobs
Kazi Mtaani is one of the projects by the government which seemed to give youths -irregardless of their education qualifications- […]
- Ravi Zacharias Downgraded from First Class to Economy Heaven after Sexual Misconduct Exposé
Ravi Zacharias, the famous Christian apologist who passed on in 2020 has found himself in the middle of a celestial […]
- Students Arrest Headteacher over Attempt to Burn School
Students of a local secondary school in Kenya arrested their headteacher and stopped a suspected case of arson at the […]
- Lorry Ferrying Premium Tears Spotted in Nairobi
Valentine comes with joy and happiness to young lovers, with men trying as much as possible to please their better […]
- How to Convert your HELB Loan into a Grant
Comrades have been asking, and we are obliged to answer. At a time when existing loans are being turned into […]
- Central Bank of Kenya Announces Switch to Bitcoin
The Central Bank of Kenya has announced an ambitious plan to switch to Bitcoin as a blanket move to solve […]
- Mike Sonko Confirms that His Death Certificate is Genuine
Embattled former Nairobi Governor Mike Sonko has confirmed that the Death Certificate that has been circulating on Social Media is […]
- Mama Ngina Kenyatta Lauded for her Wildlife Conservation Work
Former First Lady Mama Ngina Kenyatta today received an award to mark her lifelong effort in wildlife conservation work in Africa. […]
- Garissa County Acquires 2m Tons of Hydrogen and 1m Ton of Oxygen to Manufacture Their own Water
Faced with unending water shortage, Garissa County has resolved to get to the root of the problem and cut off […]
- Why are Witches in South Africa Demanding for Priority Covid-19 Vaccination?
Witches in South Africa have added their voice to the Covid-19 vaccine debate; they want to be prioritized during the […]
- YouTube Could soon Start Showing Videos Between Ads
Your YouTube experience is just about to get better after YouTube announced that they will soon start showing videos between […]
- African Union Warns EU against Delaying Donations to African Countries
The African Union has issued threats and warnings to the European Union and other global partners for delaying grants to […]
- Private School Hiring a Grade Influencer
A leading private school in Kenya is leaving nothing to chance when it comes to the performance of its students. […]
- Opinion Polls Show Mukhisa Kituyi Most Popular Candidate on Social Media
Latest polls show that the former UNCTAD Secretary General Dr Mukhisa Kituyi is the leading presidential candidate for Kenya’s 2022 […]
- Ruto, Raila Condemn MPs for Exchanging Blows at Funeral
Deputy President William Ruto and ODM leader Raila Odinga have condemned two MPs who exchanged blows during a funeral in […]
- Ben Githae to be Extradited to ICC for his Song Tano Tena
Kikuyu musician and former Jubilee Campaigner Ben Githae has fallen from grace to grass with the kikuyus after using witchcraft […]
- William Ruto Launches ‘Office of the Future President’
Kenya’s Deputy President who is also aspiring to become the president in 2022 has opened the Office of the Future […]
- Hopes that Moi Will Resurrect Dwindle One Year After Death
A year after the former president of Kenya Daniel Toroitich arap Moi passed on, hopes that he will one day […]
- EU Terms the Myanmar Coup ‘Free and Fair’
The Head of the European Union (EU) Delegation in Myanmar has said they are impressed with the level of organization […]
- Psychiatrists Confirm that People Who Wish You a Happy New Month are Perfectly Okay
Psychiatrists have clarified that there is nothing wrong with wishing people a Happy New Month, contrary to the narrative peddled […]
- Minute Maid Sued for Lasting for Less than a Minute
All minutes are not created equal. We know they vary depending on what exactly one is doing, and whether they […]
- How to Calculate Your Net Worth Based on your Social Media Followers
The age of owning physical assets died with the birth of Mark Zuckerberg, and only dynasties have tangible assets. Today’s […]
- Isaac Mwaura in Good Condition after Assassination Attempt
Celebrated Kiambu politician Isaac Mwaura spent the better part of Saturday morning recovering from an assassination attempt that nearly cut […]
- IEBC Releases the Schedule for Rotational Presidency
The Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission has released the schedule of rotational presidency that will be used in Kenya from […]
- Ministry of Education Warns that Children of the Poor are Very Hard to Manage
The Government of Kenya, through the Ministry of Education, is concerned that the increased number of children born into poverty […]
- Only 3 People in Nairobi Sell Real Honey
Only three people in Nairobi sell pure unadulterated honey, according to a report released last week by the main stakeholders […]
- Garissa County Assembly Fire Caused by Unwanted Evidence
The fire accident that consumed Garissa County Assembly chambers and several offices this morning was caused by unwanted evidence, according […]
- Angry Bull Rescues Owner from Kakamega Police Station after a 3 Hour Siege
There was some unusual drama at Mumias Police station when an angry bull forced its way into the police station […]
- Wife Follows Husband to Work just to Keep Connected to the Mobile Hotspot
There was a crisis at a local office after a spouse of one of the staff showed up at work […]
- Jane Mugo Secretly Lands in Wuhan to Resolve the Mystery of Covid-19 Origin
Under the request of World Health Organization, the James Bond of Kenya Jane Mugo is in the Wuhan city of […]
- IEBC to Determine who is a ‘Hustler’ and who is A ‘Dynasty’
IEBC is set to issue guidelines and regulations to be used to give direction on the individual classification that will […]
- Record Number of Delegates Register for the Men’s Conference 2021
Registration for the Men’s Conference 2021 has already been oversubscribed by 2194%, barely less than 12 hours after the registration […]
- Uhuru Kenyatta Threatens to Name the People who Steal KES 2 Billion from the Government Everyday
Days after admitting that KShs 2 billion is stolen in Kenya everyday, President Uhuru Kenyatta has come under fire from […]
- See a Therapist if you are Perennially Broke
Experts now want you to see a therapist if you are always broke and your default response to all financial […]
- NTSA Wants all PSV Passengers to Wear Helmets
All public service vehicle passengers will now be required to don helmets, according to the new regulations released by the […]
- Mombasa Drug Dealer Takes Credit for all Jobs Created in the County this Year
A Mombasa based drug Lord has lashed out at both the county and national governments for failing to create jobs, […]
- Graduate Engineers will No Longer Pay Tax in Kenya
Graduate Engineers in Kenya will be laughing all the way to the bank after recent change of the Pay as […]
- Trevor Noah Announces Early Retirement after Trump Exit Makes Him Irrelevant
The second highest ranking South African in the US, Trevor Noah, has been forced into early retirement after his comedy […]