- Kenya’s Roadside Food Vendors Successfully Take Out Million Dollar Startup Kune Foods
In 2021, a white man armed with $1m set out to discover cheap foods in Kenyans. Due to cultural blindness, […]
- Why Kenya Needs the ICT Practitioners Bill 2020
The Kenyan Parliament recently passed the ICT bill that that requires the training, registrations licensing and a standard for practitioners […]
- IEBC Admits that Reuben Kigame Can See Better than the Commission
The Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission (IEBC) has admitted that Presidential Candidate Reuben Kigame who has been blind since childhood […]
- EBK Asks Raila to do 3 Additional Units which he Missed
The Engineers Board of Kenya (EBK) has threatened to deregister Engineer Raila Amollo Odinga after it emerged that he missed […]
- Wajackoyah’s PP2 Certificate Questioned
A section of state affiliated civil societies has demanded to see Presidential Candidate Prof George Wajackoyah’s PP2 graduation certificate as […]
- Chebukati; “Raila’s Degree is a Matter of National Insecurity”
IEBC chair Wafula Chebukati can be trusted to keep a secret, especially if his life depends on it. Following demands […]
- Kenya acquires a Morgue in Saudi Arabia to Cater for Murdered Domestic Workers
The Government of Kenya has taken steps to bring to an end the problems faced by domestic workers of Kenyan […]
- Wajackoyah’s Rising Political Star Could Force Raila and Ruto to Unite
The political elites might be forced back to the drawing board after it was revealed that the previously unknown Professor […]
- Kenyan MPs to be Paid in US Dollars
Members of Parliament in Kenya will get a partial relief from the runaway inflation if a bill proposed by one […]
- Alchemist Apologizes to all Natives who have Experienced Discrimination at the Club
The Alchemist Club in Nairobi has issued an apology to all the natives who may have been turned away while […]
- US to Ban All Public Schools to Curb Mass Shootings
A section of US legislators has a magic wand to end school shootings once and for all. Following a deadly […]
- Kalonzo Musyoka Planning To Give Spoilt Votes A Run For Their Money
New entrant into the Kenyan presidential race Kalonzo Musyoka has promised the mother of all battles against spoilt votes in […]
- World Leaders react to Appointment of Rigathi Gachagua as Ruto’s Running Mate
Congratulatory messages continue to pour in from different parts of the world following the appointment of Rigathi Gachagua as Ruto’s […]
- Uhuru Asks Elon Musk to Bar Kenyans Under 35 from Twitter
Three years after the President of Kenya Uhuru Kenyatta deleted his Social Media accounts, the president now wants incoming Twitter […]
- Probability of Receiving Back Money Sent to Wrong M-PESA Number Drops to 0.003%
The Kenya National Bureau of Statistics has reported a marginal decline in the number of people willing to reverse the […]
- Kenya Launches Green Card Lottery for Africans Wishing Live in Nairobi
Africans wishing to reside and work in Kenya can now smile after Kenya launched a lottery program that will allow […]
- Wambora Rejoins Embu Gubernatorial Race Under a Different Name
The proverbial cat with nine lives is back. Martin Wambora has opted defend his seat as the Governor of Embu […]
- Uhuru Taps Seasoned Dowry Negotiators to Help Secure Affordable Loans
President Uhuru Kenyatta has contracted a team of seasoned dowry negotiators to help secure Kenya affordable loans in the midst […]
- Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos Join Hands to Acquire Controlling Stake in Elon Musk
Days after Elon Musk bid to buy Twitter for $43 billion, the council of rich people has made a counter […]
- How to Evade Toll Charges on the Nairobi Expressway
Kenyans using the Nairobi Expressway are expected to pay between KShs 120 and 1800 as toll fees for the road […]
- Size 8 to Specialize in Small to Medium Sized Demons
Gospel singer cum preacher Size 8 has launched her career as a middle level exorcist, if clips on social media […]
- What if Jesus Died of other Causes, Say Donkey Accident?
There are a thousand ways to die, but for Jesus Christ, it was by crucifixion. Did you ever imagine that […]
- Hot Weather Causing Fuel Shortages
Scientists have explained the ongoing scarcity of fuel. Petroleum, particularly super petrol, is very volatile and boils when exposed to […]
- Raila Finally Warming up to the Idea of Rigging the Election
Presidential candidate Raila Odinga is finally warming up to the reality that stolen elections produce legitimate winners, after all. After […]
- Kenya Donates Slingshots to Ukraine as Cyber Warfare Expected to Render Most Weapons Obsolete
Ukraine army has received a major boost after Kenya shipped a consignment of 750,000 lethal slingshots to aid their defense […]
- Biden Praises Tesla for Manufacturing Adzes
President Joe Biden has praised Elon Musk for the thousands of job opportunities created through his Adzes manufacturing company Tesla. […]
- Media Council Declares Art and Culture Journalism Useless and Pointless for the 10th Year in a Row
The Media Council of Kenya today declared war on art and culture journalism in the country, decrying it as useless […]
- KURA Reveals that Design of Part of Ngong Road was Sponsored by City Mortuary
The Kenya Urban Roads Authority has for the first time revealed that the design of the killer stretch of Ngong […]
- Kariobangi Light Industries to Manufacture Teslas by 2026
Kenyans seeking to make a statement by owning a Tesla have had limited options because Tesla does not care much […]
- Man with a CR-V Disappointed to Find that he has Reached Honda’s Peak of Self Actualization
A man of means has found himself at an undesirable position in life after Honda couldn’t offer him anything bigger […]
- The Five Hate Languages
There are many ways of telling someone that you hate them, but five of them stand out. Here we go. […]
- Man who Quit Toxic Employment now in Imminent Danger of Starvation
A man who finally gathered the courage needed to resign from his toxic job has found himself in the middle […]
- Youths Come Together to Encourage Tribalism
Young people from all over the country yesterday held a press conference congratulating political leaders for running ethnically divisive campaigns […]
- Black Tax Evasion now a Crime in Burkina Faso
Burkina Faso has become the first country in the world to criminalize black tax evasion. President Roch Marc Christian Kaboré […]
- Experts Worried that Formal Education in Uganda Cannot be Restarted
Schools in Uganda have reopened after nearly two years, but all is not well. In fact, nothing is good at […]
- Bachelor Advertises Himself On A Billboard In Search Of A Wife
Finding love is not a sashay in the park especially in this era where character development is served hot and […]
- Top 10 Satirical Stories of 2021
2021 was the year of satire, just like the upcoming 2022. Here are ten satirical stories that made headlines in […]
- Itumbi Needs more Injuries to Qualify as Ruto’s Running Mate – Waiguru
Recent TangaTanga convert Ann Waiguru has said that Dennis Itumbi’s injuries are not sufficient to make him Ruto’s running mate […]
- Kagwe Threatens to Forcefully Vaccinate all Kenyans by Drone Strike
Health CS Mutahi Kagwe has threatened to vaccinate all Kenyans through drone strikes if Kenyans do not take his vaccination […]
- NHIF to Pay for Self-Medication
The National Hospital Insurance Fund (NHIF) will soon start paying for your favorite form of healthcare – self-medication. In a […]
- Alternative Presidential Jamhuri Day 2021 Speech
Fellow Kenyans. We are gathered here today to celebrate our 58 years of existence. As usual, I would want to […]
- EPRA to Regulate Cooking Oil Prices
The Energy and Petroleum Regulatory Authority (EPRA) will from next month start regulating the price of cooking oil in Kenya. […]
- Ngilu Launches Mandatory Swimming Lessons for all Kitui Residents
Kitui County Governor Charity Ngilu has launched mandatory swimming lessons for all the Kitui County residents in an attempt to […]
- Uhuru Hands Over IEBC to the Salvation Army
The militarization of Kenya has moved up a gear after President Uhuru Kenyatta ordered the transfer of IEBC to the […]
- Newly formed Jaba Party of Kenya Registers 6 million Members
The balance of power in Kenya has shifted after a newly formed political party – Jaba Party of Kenya – […]
- Prophet Turns Out to be Just a Statistics Nerd
A prophet who had taken thousands captives with his ability to make very accurate prophecies has left many disappointed after […]
- Society of Idiots Grants Mutahi Kagwe a Category 6 Status
Health CS Mutahi Kagwe has earned himself international recognition after the revered Society of Idiots (SoI) granted him a category […]
- Grandma Thwarts Home Break-in Attempt with Cooking Oil and Hot Water
Lao Tzu was right. There is no greater danger than underestimating your opponent. Some robbers in Kenya learnt this the […]
- JSC Raises Minimum Bribe in the Judiciary to 1 billion
The Judicial Service Commission of Kenya has raised the bribe floor in the Judiciary to KShs 1 billion following an […]
- Cameroonians Urged to be Thankful for Country’s Low Life Expectancy
Cameroon President Paul Biya has asked those frustrated with conflicts, poverty and lack of opportunities in the country to be […]
- Increasing Number of Adults Addicted to Cocomelon
A study has shown that 67% of all parents are now addicted to the popular children YouTube channel Cocomelon, with […]
- TSC Blames School Fires on Revolution of the Earth around the Sun
The Teachers Service Commission (TSC) has come out to defend teachers on accusation that they are exasperating children to the […]
- OKA to Build Bedsitters Under the Nairobi Expressway
The One Kenya Alliance (OKA) principals have announced a plan to build bedsitters under the Nairobi Expressway, an initiative that […]
- Biden Urges Africans to Ditch use of Firewood so that Americans can Continue Enjoying their Mega Trucks Guilt Free
US President Joe Biden has called on Africans to ditch the use of firewood and other biomass fuels so that […]
- Michuki Memorial Park to be Converted into a Slum for UoN Students
Plans are underway to convert the Michuki Memorial Park into a slum that will offer affordable housing to students from […]
- Governor Appears in Public with Adorable Rabbit
Mandera Governor Ali Roba surprised residents on Mashujaa day by showing up at the arena with an adorable rabbit. The […]
- Museveni Orders for the Arrest of his Tailor after Fitting Suit Gaffe
Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni has ordered for the immediate arrest of his tailor after the tailor forced him to wear […]
- Kenya Closes its Embassy in Mali after Mali Beat Harambee stars 6 – 0
Kenya’s Ministry of Sports has ordered the Ministry of Foreign Affairs to shut down Kenya’s embassy in Mali, following the […]
- “Offshore Account is a Hedge Against State Collapse” – Uhuru
President Uhuru Kenyatta, also known as client 13173, has admitted that the small amount of money he stashed in an […]
- Client 13173
When the Pandora’s box was opened, client 13173 stuck out like a sore thumb. A man who has spent all […]
- Plan to Tax HELB Loans will Make Universities Self Sufficient
Public Universities might soon find a solution to the problem of cash shortage if parliament approves plan to tax HELB […]
- Divorces Caused by KWFT Drop by 22% in 2020
The number of divorces directly attributed to Kenya Women Microfinance Bank dropped by 22% in the year 2020, a positive […]
- Fuel Price Must Be Higher Than Beer’s
Last week, a looming PSV strike in Kenya to protest the price of fuel was cancelled just before it was […]
- “Civil Engineering in Kenya is Just a Dignified Road to Starvation” – Magoha
Education CS Magoha is not a man likely to hide his thoughts, especially when stating a generally accepted truth. This […]
- Kenya Power Calls on the Poor to Embrace Electric vehicles
Kenya Power has called on Kenyans who cannot afford petrol to consider using electric cars as their primary means of […]
- Ruto Willing to Resign On Condition Raila is not Appointed DP
Deputy President William Ruto has admitted that he is willing to resign from the government if the decision will not […]
- Seven Arrested at The BigFish Restaurant for Eating Without Masks on
Seven patrons at the famous BigFish Restaurant were yesterday arrested after they were found eating at The BigFish Restaurant without […]
- CBC Fine if Househelp is a Graduate – Magoha
Education Cabinet Secretary George Magoha has said that the Competence Based Curriculum works out smoothly if parents employ graduate househelps. […]
- Taliban Files for IPO with Plans to list on New York Stock Exchange
The Taliban filed paperwork with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission on Friday (Sep. 3) for an initial public offering […]
- “Had they Killed a Rhino Instead of my Two Sons, they would be in Jail by now.” – Dad to Kianjokoma Brothers
The six police officers who murdered Benson Njiru and Emmanuel Mutura in Embu County would have been hanged by now, […]
- Wash Wash Guys Good for the Economy – KRA
The Kenya Revenue Authority has downplayed fears that the wash wash guys were harmful to the economy, and instead announced […]
- Ruto asks Close Allies to Minimize Corruption as witch-hunt Begins
Kenya’s Deputy President William Ruto has requested his close allies to minimize all acts of corruption after his relationship with […]
- ‘Side Chick didn’t Violate Basic Structure Doctrine of Relationship’ – Boyfriend Claims
A man in his late twenties (not a Subaru driver) is having difficulties convincing his girlfriend that the side chick […]
- Legislators in Kenya Warned against Using the Bathroom During Online Sessions
The speaker of the National Assembly, Justin Muturi, has cautioned the Members of Parliament in Kenya against using the bathroom […]
- Raila, “Judiciary not Good for my Mental Health”
Former Prime Minister and senior partner in the handshake government Hon Raila Odinga has expressed concerns that the courts in […]
- “Even if Uhuru Kenyatta Makes it to Heaven, He will not See God,” – CoA
The Court of Appeal of Kenya has ruled that the country’ ruling president, Uhuru Kenyatta, is slowly and surely marching […]
- Judiciary Promises to Conclude Kianjokoma Brothers Murder Case within 21 years
The Judiciary has promised to expedite the case against the six police officers who are accused of killing Benson Njiru […]
- Vatican Approves Abortion if Baby Will Grow up Atheist
Vatican is softening its stand on abortion, following years of widespread condemnation of any form of abortion and unwavering commitment […]
- Country Likely to Experience Dry Conditions If It Does Not Rain Soon – Meteorology Department Warns
The country is likely to suffer from drought if we do not receive rainfall soon the met department has warned. […]
- Biden Begs Taliban not to Destroy the 3 KFC restaurants in Kabul
President Joe Biden has called on the Taliban to avoid bombing, destroying or closing down the three KFC in Kabul […]
- LSK Disbanded in Favor of a more Inclusive Tea Council
The Registrar of Societies in Kenya has moved with speed to disband the Law Society of Kenya, and in its […]
- How to Own a Home in Nairobi on a 20k Salary
Everybody wants to own a house in the depressive city of Nairobi. The only problem is that it costs money, […]
- At 60, Barack Obama Could Still run for President Again
Former US president Barack Obama turned 60 for the first time in his life this week. His plan for a […]
- Ruto Promises to Pay Back Four times as Much to anyone he has Stolen from, if Elected President
Deputy President William Ruto is on track to become the fifth president of Kenya, thanks to his tenacity, support from […]
- Mutahi Kagwe Reveals the Formula Used to Cook Covid-19 Stats
Kenyans can now learn the secrets of the kitchen that is used to cook Covid-19 statistics after Mutahi Kagwe revealed […]
- Ukur Yatani Wins Jomo Kenyatta Literary Prize for Fiction for his work on Kenya’s 21/22 Budget
Treasury CS Hon. Ambassador Ukur Kanacho Yatani has won the 2021 Jomo Kenyatta Literary Prize for Fiction for his role […]
- “Its Bottoms all the Way Down” – Ruto
Deputy President William Ruto has been forced to defend his planned bottom-up economic model after his close allies and advisers […]
- Creatives to be Exempted from Tithes and Offerings in Churches
Churches have bowed to pressure and loosened the regulations governing tithes and offerings, giving creatives in church a loophole to […]
- Kenya Power Curses Laikipia Village into Eternal Darkness after Loss of Spare Tyre
The world record for the longest blackout in history has been broken in Laikipia after Kenya Power decided to punish […]
- Vegetarianism rises by 33% Spurred by Tough Economic Conditions
Vegetarianism and veganism have experienced a major boost in the world in the past 15 months, with number of people […]
- IEBC Candidate Proposes Office-training Politicians by Pet Whisperers
IEBC interviewee left tongues wagging when he proposed that election candidates undergo classical Pavlovian conditioning under experienced pet trainers to […]
- First Semester of Bachelor of Witchcraft Degree Turns Chaotic
Machakos University launched a Bachelor’s Degree course in witchcraft early in 2021, with classes commencing in April 2021. Our reporters […]
- KRA to Limit Filing Nil Tax Returns to Three Times
Kenya Revenue Authority is planning to limit the number of times that a person can file nil returns to three […]
- KQ Pilot Makes an Emergency Landing after Remembering that he left the Iron Box Plugged in
A Kenya Airways flight from Nairobi to Mumbai was forced to turn back after a pilot remembered that he had […]
- Frustrated BMW Owner Finally Acquires his Own Flatbed Truck
Local man scored an own goal against capitalism this week after he found an ingenious solution to having to pay […]
- Inside the Mind of that Girl Wearing a Short Skirt in this Cold Weather
Kenyan winter is at its peak and everyone is crying, except that girl who is wearing that extremely short skirt […]
- Police Demand Justice for their Colleague whose Phone was Snatched on Duty
Police officers in Kenya have asked the government to bring to justice the thieves who snatched a mobile phone from […]
- Missing Man Found Alive after 17 Nights at the Sarit Center
A missing matatu driver has been found alive after spending 17 nights at the Sarit Center in Wetlands, according to […]
- Kenyan Legislator Conned 36m Buying Cash Bitcoin
A youthful Kenya legislator has filed a complaint with the police after he was conned KShs 36 million through fake […]
- 6 Kinatwa SACCO drivers to Participate in the WRC Safari Rally Kenya
The WRC Safari Rally Kenya has been injected with new energy after six Kinatwa Sacco drivers confirmed that they will […]