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Mudavadi Named Player of the Year During the Recent FKF Awards Gala

Nairobi, Kenya – In a twist that has left football fans and political analysts equally bewildered, Musalia Mudavadi, the seasoned politician and current Prime Cabinet Secretary, was named Player of the Year at the recent Football Kenya Federation (FKF) awards gala. The announcement was met with a mix of applause, laughter, and sheer confusion as […]

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Kenya Airways to Drop Inbound Passengers in Ngong

Kindiki Announces Capture of the Dreaded Weapon of Mouth Destruction Terrorist

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Haiti Offers to Send 1000 Gang Members to Rehabilitate the Kenyan Police

Gang leaders in the troubled Caribbean nation of Haiti have offered to send a strong force of 1000 members to restore law and order in the Kenya Police Service. This comes amid increasing police violence against peaceful protesters in Kenya. Haitian gang leader Jimmy Chérizier, alias ‘Barbecue’ said that he was concerned about the increasing […]

“Either we Tax you the easy way, or we will rob you the old way.” – MPs

IMF OK with Ruto’s Regular Visit to Kenya

Brewing Trouble: American Tourist in Hot Water Over Microwaved Tea in the UK

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Youth Pastor Exposed as a Normal Guy After Football Match

A youth pastor from a local church has been exposed as a normal guy who could play rough, commit fouls, and lie to the referee after a friendly football match with his youth group. The shocking revelation has caused a stir among the church members, who had always seen him as a saintly and gentle […]

New Marathon Rule: Medals for the Best Non-East African Runners

Commander Ng’ang’a: The Prophet Who Wants to Be President

Pastor Ezekiel Threatens to Delete Kenya’s Star Permanently

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U.S. Says Kenya’s Cobalt Deposits Not Sufficient to Warrant Intervention

WASHINGTON—Expressing frustration over the lack of a viable pretext for military action, U.S. officials confirmed Monday that they were disappointed by the recent discovery of cobalt deposits in Kenya, saying it was not enough to warrant sending democracy to the African nation. “We were hoping to find something more substantial, like uranium or oil, that […]

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Nigerian Immigrants Losing Their Wives to Canadian Casanovas, Study Finds

OpenAI Replaces 700 Employees with ChatGPT

The UN’s Mission to Solve the Mystery of the Missing Socks