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Ruto Administration Wants Government to Have Say in Appointment of Catholic Bishops

The Government of Kenya has proposed reforms to the appointment process of Catholic Bishops, citing national security concerns as the reason for their involvement. In a letter addressed to Pope Francis, the Kenyan Government expressed worries that some current Bishops do not meet the standards outlined in Chapter Six of the constitution. They emphasized the […]

Canada Builds a 8000 km Wall to Keep out Americans

Mudavadi Named Player of the Year During the Recent FKF Awards Gala

Archeological Evidence shows that Peter was holding an Axe when Jesus asked Zacchaeus to come down the Tree

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Kenya Airways to Drop Inbound Passengers in Ngong

Kenya Airways has asked passengers without luggage to consider alighting around Ngong,’ following the possibility that protesters might occupy JKIA. In a memo to travelers from London, New York, Cairo, Dubai, Mumbai, Amsterdam and Johannesburg, KQ said that it would make sense for passengers to ‘abandon plane’ the moment they spot Ngong’ hills and parachute […]

Kindiki Announces Capture of the Dreaded Weapon of Mouth Destruction Terrorist

Haiti Offers to Send 1000 Gang Members to Rehabilitate the Kenyan Police

“Either we Tax you the easy way, or we will rob you the old way.” – MPs

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Governance Religion

Ruto Administration Wants Government to Have Say in Appointment of Catholic Bishops

The Government of Kenya has proposed reforms to the appointment process of Catholic Bishops, citing national security concerns as the reason for their involvement. In a letter addressed to Pope Francis, the Kenyan Government expressed worries that some current Bishops do not meet the standards outlined in Chapter Six of the constitution. They emphasized the […]

Youth Pastor Exposed as a Normal Guy After Football Match

New Marathon Rule: Medals for the Best Non-East African Runners

Commander Ng’ang’a: The Prophet Who Wants to Be President

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Canada Builds a 8000 km Wall to Keep out Americans

Expecting foolish Americans to attempt to migrate to Canada after Donald Trump won the election, Canada has moved with speed to build a 5-meter-tall wall along its 8000 km border with the US to stop the looming influx of dejected Americans. The move followed a realization that it was the end of the road for […]

U.S. Says Kenya’s Cobalt Deposits Not Sufficient to Warrant Intervention

How to Survive the Second Coming of Donald Trump

Nigerian Immigrants Losing Their Wives to Canadian Casanovas, Study Finds

OpenAI Replaces 700 Employees with ChatGPT