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Uhuru Asks Elon Musk to Bar Kenyans Under 35 from Twitter

Three years after the President of Kenya Uhuru Kenyatta deleted his Social Media accounts, the president now wants incoming Twitter owner Elon Musk to bar Kenyans below 35 years from suing the Social Media network. Narrating his ordeal in the hands of #KOT (Kenyans on Twitter) mercenaries, Uhuru said that KOT was not good for […]

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Probability of Receiving Back Money Sent to Wrong M-PESA Number Drops to 0.003%

The Kenya National Bureau of Statistics has reported a marginal decline in the number of people willing to reverse the money erroneously sent to them via M-PESA. During the launch of the 2021 Economic Survey Report, KNBS said that hard economic times had led to reduction in the number of people willing to reverse the […]

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How to Evade Toll Charges on the Nairobi Expressway

Kenyans using the Nairobi Expressway are expected to pay between KShs 120 and 1800 as toll fees for the road once Bob the Builder is done with the construction. This is something Kenyans are not happy about. Nobody likes bills, leave alone bills to pay for a road that is built on public land, that […]

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Media Council Declares Art and Culture Journalism Useless and Pointless for the 10th Year in a Row

The Media Council of Kenya today declared war on art and culture journalism in the country, decrying it as useless and pointless. Following the opening of the call for entries for the 10th Annual Journalism Excellence Awards (AJEA), questions were raised about the absence of an arts, culture and entertainment reporting category for the 10th […]

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Man with a CR-V Disappointed to Find that he has Reached Honda’s Peak of Self Actualization

A man of means has found himself at an undesirable position in life after Honda couldn’t offer him anything bigger and mightier than his current CR-V. The Honda enthusiast who has slowly climbed the Honda’s hierarchy of power had expected to have something as big as most Land Cruisers to match what his friends has, […]

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The Five Hate Languages

There are many ways of telling someone that you hate them, but five of them stand out. Here we go. Blue Ticks Ticks have never been desirable, unless if you are a tick. It doesn’t matter whether they are blue or whatever color. Nobody wants ticks. And thus, a good way to let them know […]

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Man who Quit Toxic Employment now in Imminent Danger of Starvation

A man who finally gathered the courage needed to resign from his toxic job has found himself in the middle of a different but related storm. With no reasonable source of legal income at the moment, the man is now within inches of starvation. What started as a bold move no longer looks bold at […]

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Youths Come Together to Encourage Tribalism

Young people from all over the country yesterday held a press conference congratulating political leaders for running ethnically divisive campaigns and encouraging Kenyans to remain tribal during the 2022 elections. Coming together under the Tribal Youth of Kenya Association (TYKA), a locally registered CBO, they urged Kenyans to come out in large numbers to vote […]