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Bachelor Advertises Himself On A Billboard In Search Of A Wife

Finding love is not a sashay in the park especially in this era where character development is served hot and spicy. Muhammad Malik understands this assignment well, and has mastered a strategy to scoop a fortune. The 29-year old bachelor from London uses billboards in the UK city of Birmingham to advertise his pursuit for […]

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Top 10 Satirical Stories of 2021

2021 was the year of satire, just like the upcoming 2022. Here are ten satirical stories that made headlines in the galaxy. 10. Kenyan involved in Jan 6th Capitol Hill Riots Trust a Kenyan to be at the center of any riots, even in the US. This Kenyan born American citizen was photographed in the […]

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Grandma Thwarts Home Break-in Attempt with Cooking Oil and Hot Water

Lao Tzu was right. There is no greater danger than underestimating your opponent. Some robbers in Kenya learnt this the hard way. Six armed robbers met their match when an attempt to break into a house were thwarted by a 91-year-old granny in Eldoret, Kenya. The men who are believed to be part of a […]

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Increasing Number of Adults Addicted to Cocomelon

A study has shown that 67% of all parents are now addicted to the popular children YouTube channel Cocomelon, with some even spending more time on the channel than their kids. In what experts refer to as the greatest parenting crisis of the 21st Century, parents are no longer parenting, but sitting back and binging […]

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Museveni Orders for the Arrest of his Tailor after Fitting Suit Gaffe

Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni has ordered for the immediate arrest of his tailor after the tailor forced him to wear a fitting suit during a recent trip to Dubai. The president who is known to be very conscious about the 80’s fashion was forced to wear a fitting suit made by his tailor, something the […]

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Divorces Caused by KWFT Drop by 22% in 2020

The number of divorces directly attributed to Kenya Women Microfinance Bank dropped by 22% in the year 2020, a positive outcome of the pandemic that had gone unnoticed. The 2020 social statement from the Microfinance showed that the number of divorces that can be directly attributed to KWFT dropped by 3,122, from 14,191 to 11,069, […]

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Seven Arrested at The BigFish Restaurant for Eating Without Masks on

Seven patrons at the famous BigFish Restaurant were yesterday arrested after they were found eating at The BigFish Restaurant without their masks on. The early morning clients were enjoying a variety of meals when an idle and extremely bored policeman stumbled upon the premises and noticed that the five men and two men were eating […]

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“Had they Killed a Rhino Instead of my Two Sons, they would be in Jail by now.” – Dad to Kianjokoma Brothers

The six police officers who murdered Benson Njiru and Emmanuel Mutura in Embu County would have been hanged by now, had they killed a rhino instead of the two brothers. The painful observation was made by the father of the two Kianjokoma brothers who is still unable to speak due to the pain involved. “If […]

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‘Side Chick didn’t Violate Basic Structure Doctrine of Relationship’ – Boyfriend Claims

A man in his late twenties (not a Subaru driver) is having difficulties convincing his girlfriend that the side chick he has been having did not affect the basic structure of his relationship. Things started going south for the man (who is not from the lake region) when he was captured on live TV in […]

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Legislators in Kenya Warned against Using the Bathroom During Online Sessions

The speaker of the National Assembly, Justin Muturi, has cautioned the Members of Parliament in Kenya against using the bathroom while in online parliamentary sessions. Following a series of small oops to the obviously embarrassing ones, the speaker said that the House was quickly losing dignity due to members using the toilet while following online […]