International Politics

According to Schrödinger’s Cat Experiment, Kim Jong Un is both Dead and Alive

North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un has left the world guessing after performing a self-surgery and thereafter going media silent.

In a country where the he holds all the titles possible (including the husband of all husbands) and dictates what goes to the media, his absence has left many people in the world worried and angry at the same time. The 36-year-old leader has always wowed the world with his ability to keep his country both rich and poor at the same time, having elite hackers but unable to update Windows, and threatening the United States but also living afraid of many rats that infest the country.

It is no wonder that many people are worried that he could be dead, and for this we have both good news and bad news; Kim Jong Un is both dead and alive.

In what appears to be his most radical action since taking power nine years ago, Kim Jong Un performed a self-surgery and both died and lived. While this concept is both easy and hard to understand, it has been a thought experiment for a long time and a famous scientist Erwin Schrödinger’s had actually foretold that this would happen. Consequently, Kim Jong Un is simply living the science which most of us have never understood.

Schrödinger’s Cat Experiment

In the Schrödinger’s cat Experiment which now Kim Jing Un has proved to be correct, a cat is placed in a tiny box with a tiny bit of a radioactive substance. When the radioactive substance decays, it causes a poison or explosion to be released that kills the cat. However, due to some science that both Democrats and Republicans cannot understand, the explosion takes place, but also does not take place. This ends up killing the cat, and also not killing the cat.

In that state, the cat is both dead and alive at the same time.

This is exactly the state that Kim Jong Un is in. Holed up in an information blackhole called North Korea, with so many people who want him dead but with an ability to kill anyone who dreams of him being dead, the supreme leader is both dead and alive. The good thing is that North Korea is still living in its own world, and information from there never leaks.

Long live the Kim.

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