International

Kenyan Man Sends a Marriage Proposal to Queen Elizabeth

A Kenyan man by name Wafula could soon make history after his marriage proposal to Queen Elizabeth was received at the Buckingham Palace. Hours after the position of Prince Consort fell vacant following the death of Prince Philip, Wafula moved with speed and used a private courier service to get his proposal to the queen,

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Piers Morgan Blames Black Elements for Untimely Death of Prince Philip

English broadcaster, journalist, writer, television personality and topmost English Racism promoter Piers Morgan has blamed the untimely death of Prince Philip on some unnamed black skins that could have brought the evil spirit of death to the Royal family. Noting that the colour of death is black, Piers Morgan argued that the grim reaper has

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Jamaican Covid-19 Vaccine Causes a Stir

A promising new Covi-19 vaccine from Jamaica is causing excitement all over the world and rekindled hope that Covid-19 could end soon. If you have been contemplating getting vaccinated, your choices have been limited to either the UK vaccine, US vaccine, Chinese vaccine or the Russian vaccine. Jamaica has come to change that narrative. The

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A Few Conspiracy Theories to Help you Come to Terms with the Death of Magufuli

While just a few days ago Magufuli had admitted that he can actually die and does not fear death, his death needs to be interpreted using the right conspiracy theories. This is especially so considering that in Africa we just can’t allow someone to die without pointing fingers or blaming a certain witch. We also

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Magufuli Bows (to Pressure from KoT)

President John Pombe Magufuli, the benevolent dictator who has ruled Tanzania for the last six years, has finally decided to prove Kenyans on Twitter right. Tired of being killed while he was fighting for his life, Magufuli expressed his frustrations with Kenyans in twitter who could hardly let him breathe, let alone breathe his last.

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Magufuli on a Secret Benchmarking Tour at Nairobi Hospital

President John Pombe Magufuli of Tanzania started a healthcare bench-marking tour at Nairobi Hospital amid tight security and vocal media silence on top the secret event. The Doctor of Chemistry who is known for his obsession with alternative science and traditional medicine will spend several days at the Nairobi hospital where he will get an

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Chrome Browser named Leading Cause of Global Warming

Google has been declared the leading cause of global warming and this has nothing to do with their power intensive Data Centers, but on the famous Google Chrome browser. In the ranking of the most notorious agents of global warming, the Chrome browser beat other contestants such as private jets, beef production, automobiles, dirty cooking

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