The United Nations (UN) has announced a new initiative to address one of the most pressing issues facing humanity: the problem of socks missing one partner. The UN Secretary-General, Antonio Guterres, said that this issue has caused “untold suffering and frustration” for millions of people around the world, and that it is time to take […]
John Smith, a 35-year-old accountant from Kansas City, Missouri, is enjoying a peaceful and happy life because he knows nothing about the Middle East conflict. Smith, who has never traveled outside the US, said that he has no interest in learning about the history, politics, or culture of the region, and that he prefers to […]
The National Museums of Kenya has announced that they will remain closed during the entire period of the visit of King Charles III, the monarch of the United Kingdom and other Commonwealth realms. The authorities said that all the museum facilities in the country will remain closed and under increased security during the visit, although […]
HARARE, ZIMBABWE—In a bold move to combat the rising unemployment rate and the growing bedbug infestation in France, the Zimbabwean government announced on Friday that it will send 5,000 jobless people to the European country to fight the pesky insects. The initiative, dubbed “Operation Bug Buster”, is part of a bilateral agreement between Zimbabwe and […]
In a shocking twist of events, the leader of the military coup that overthrew the democratically elected government of the Republic of Bananastan has claimed that he was just following orders from his superiors. General Banana Peel, who led the coup on Monday, said that he had no choice but to execute the plan that […]
The World Bank has praised the poor countries of the world for reducing poverty by dying, saying that they have made significant progress in achieving the Sustainable Development Goals (SDGs). According to the latest report by the World Bank, the number of people living in extreme poverty, defined as living on less than $1.90 a […]
A family in Doha, Qatar, can now breathe a sigh of relief after the 32-year-old perfectly healthy and normal son learned how to bathe without external assistance. The man who is believed to be the family heir had shown symptoms of slow development, but his parents started getting concerned after he turned 30 while still […]
World leaders attending the ongoing United Nations General Assembly have expressed concerns that Africa is not doing enough to condemn the ongoing tribal war between Russian and Ukrainian Slavs. In a strongly worded statement, warlords and tribal leaders from the Caucasian block said that Africans were not keen on standing with anybody, and are willing […]
Former US president Donald Trump has indicated that he is willing to cede more ground in exchange for forgiveness as it became apparent that Mossad was seriously thinking about him. Following the June 2022 Mar-a-Lago raid by FBI agents that showed that Trump held documents detailing an unnamed foreign country’s nuclear defenses (in the Hebrew […]
The world’s richest man and large family ambassador is now shifting his focus on curbing global warming by producing zero emission babies. Elon Musk – who has led by example by having nine children – says that he is working to ensure that his next four children will be net zero certified and will not […]