Without a doubt, it is obvious that Arsenal Football Club, enjoys a massive fanatical following, the World over! Sources indicate that the global Arsenal fan-base is to the tune of 120 million.
However, with the huge following and support, the London-based club has been the center of ridicule, especially due to the fact that other clubs have always held onto the Champions League Trophy, leaving Arsenal out, for years on end.
Good news, is that ripple effects emanating from an event in a little-known village in Western Kenya, have brought with them a new lease of life, to the poor Arsenal fanatics.
PostaMate can now reveal that key Figure in the body that manages European Football has made it clear that Arsenal must be left to go all the way and lift the Europa League trophy, 2021. We understand that an official statement is set to be released from the office of Aleksander Čeferin, the president.
The most successful club in the Europa League tournament is Sevilla, having lifted a record 6 titles! “This is unacceptable, while other clubs such as Arsenal have faithfully and diligently participated in the competition, with nothing to show for it. Clearly, it shall not be allowed to proceed!” The key figure confided to PostaMate.
The PostaMate sports desk sends out our congratulatory message to Arsenal, on this major European breakthrough, as all odds are in their favor of being clowned as the Europa League winners, 2020-2021, their poor run in the EPL notwithstanding. They are, indeed, worthy Champions! There’s never been a better time to be an Arsenal Fan.
As if that’s not enough, Arsenal shall again be declared Champions in the European Champions League tournament, a trophy that has remained permanently out of reach, in the club’s 135-year history.
THE ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE
In the English Premier League, clearly the two small clubs in Manchester, another in Liverpool, and an even smaller one based along Fulham Rd in London, shall have to find other things to do, as they shall not be allowed to lift any trophies anytime soon, till every other club has done so.
TIME FOR GOR MAHIA TO STEP BACK FOR OTHER CLUBS!
Closer home, FKF and KPL are believed to be engaged in negotiations on how all the clubs that have never won the Kenyan Premier League, shall be honored with the title, in subsequent years. Needless to say, Gor Mahia is NOT one of those clubs that shall lift the Kenyan Premier League trophy, in the foreseeable future. They’ve had it for so many successful seasons, and it’s only fair to have other clubs taste the glory.
This is expected to excite Ingwe fans, whose club (AFC Leopards) is a frontrunner in being awarded the KPL title. Further, this is already eliciting a lot of excitement in the Chemelil Sugar F.C, Western Stima F.C, and Kakamega Homeboyz F.C camps.
We reached out to Nick Mwendwa for comments on this new development, but his phone went unanswered.
We shall definitely keep you abreast on further developments in the world of sports. Keep it PostaMate!
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