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Mombasa County Hurriedly Recruiting Anybody Who Ever Watched Grey’s Anatomy

After firing most of the doctors and with the few remaining going on strike, Mombasa County has taken desperate measures to curb the health crisis that has rocked the Covid-ravaged County.

County executives were seen desperately trying to recruit anybody who has ever watched Grey’s Anatomy to help deal with the crisis, with only qualification being anybody who has successfully watched season one.

“Anybody who has ever watched Grey’s Anatomy knows how to operate a ventilator. We want them to come and help us deal with the crisis at hand, and we can look at their papers later,” said a desperate Governor Hassan Joho.

The announcement has caused excitement among many jobless Kenyans who spend most of their time watching series on TV, giving them an opportunity to get a former job with a NHIF cover. “I never imagined that binging on Netflix would pay off, but look at me now! Even my parents cannot believe that I will be treating patients using knowledge gained from TV series.”

One master who has watched all the episodes of Grey’s Anatomy was immediately recruited as a surgeon.

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