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Samia Orders Security Forces to Target Spoilt Ballots in Election Safeguard

In a stunning escalation of pre-election measures, President Samia Suluhu Hassan warned on Wednesday that authorities would “arrest all spoilt votes” if they attempt to undermine the integrity of the upcoming general elections scheduled for October 29. Speaking at a rally in the capital, President Hassan declared, “We have already secured the nation by detaining […]

Airbnb Business Plummets in Kenya as Fornication Rates Take a Nosedive

USAID’s ‘Toilet Towers’ Project in Nairobi Faces Scrutiny Over Accessibility Issues

Activists Demand End to Farming to Save Water

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Ruto Opens Up About Growing Up in a Chapati-less Home

President William Ruto has opened up about his harrowing childhood, marred by the absence of that golden, flaky delight: the chapati. Speaking at the inaugural National Chapati Appreciation Symposium (NCAS) held at the Kenyatta International Convention Centre, the President bared his soul, leaving attendees in a state of dough-induced disbelief. “I remember those dark days,” […]

“I’ll Withdraw my Non-Existent Troops from DRC If You Say They’re Not There!” – Kagame

Raila Odinga Rigged Out of AU Elections, Blames “Compromised Servers and Election Rigging Veterans”

Paula White Vows to Eradicate all Small and Medium Sized Demons from the US

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Disciplined, Mature Christian Proudly Declares 100% Success in 2025 Bible Reading Plan—by Day Three

A local Christian couldn’t keep quiet after proudly reporting 100% consistency in reading the Bible daily in 2025. The 22-year-old disciplined and mature Christian noted that his plan to read the entire Bible in one year was already a success, having consistently devoured scripture for the first three days of January, registering a perfect success […]

Ruto Administration Wants Government to Have Say in Appointment of Catholic Bishops

Youth Pastor Exposed as a Normal Guy After Football Match

New Marathon Rule: Medals for the Best Non-East African Runners

International

Samia Orders Security Forces to Target Spoilt Ballots in Election Safeguard

In a stunning escalation of pre-election measures, President Samia Suluhu Hassan warned on Wednesday that authorities would “arrest all spoilt votes” if they attempt to undermine the integrity of the upcoming general elections scheduled for October 29. Speaking at a rally in the capital, President Hassan declared, “We have already secured the nation by detaining […]

USAID’s ‘Toilet Towers’ Project in Nairobi Faces Scrutiny Over Accessibility Issues

“I’ll Withdraw my Non-Existent Troops from DRC If You Say They’re Not There!” – Kagame

Paula White Vows to Eradicate all Small and Medium Sized Demons from the US

Thousands of CIA Agents Left Twiddling Thumbs After Trump Pulls USAID Cover