Corruption in the police department has dropped by 0.0000000001% in the last one year. Speaking during a ceremony to commemorate the positive milestone, the police commissioner lauded the servicemen for the improvement, insisting that the police force was moving in the right direction, albeit the speed. The statistics mean that a quarter of a policeman […]
The government has revealed that the budget estimates for the coming financial year face a deficit of 130%. The minister of finance announced that they expect to find only negative 30% of the budget, which is the money lost through corruption, therefore leaving 100% deficit for the money to be spent in recurrent expenditure, servicing […]
Marathoner Eliud Kipchoge will miss out on the Mashujaa Day awards, as government embarks on the annual rite of awarding prominent Kenyans. The awards scheduled for 20th October will be aored live to allow for Kenyans to celebrate great citizens who have contributed immensely to the wellbeing of the nation. Kipchoge, who set a record […]
The newly launched Nairobi – Naivasha train service is expected to reduce the commute time between Nairobi and Nakuru by 3.142 minutes. This is expected to be good news to people who regularly commute between the two towns. Speaking during the launch of the Chinese funded SGR train, the minister of transported said that the […]
Controversial and infamous pastor and televangelist James Ng’ang’a is the winner of the entrepreneur of the year award. Ng’ang’a, who runs a multi-million business along Haille Sellasie Avenue was awarded for his business acumen and ability to spring back to profitability in the midst of external threats to his business. The pastor has managed to […]
Kenyans have been encouraged to adopt Standard Gauge Minds in order to think through the problems the country is facing. Speaking to residents at the Voi bridge, the government spokesperson said that Kenya would only become a first world country if all the citizens responded to the government’s call to adopt standard thoughts, and take […]
Plans are underway to give all Zebras national identity cards, in a joint operation by the government and the Chinese Zebra Society. At a joint press conference attended by idlers and non idlers, the government announced this massive project aimed at ensuring that all Zebras are recognized under the Low, and an accurate register of […]
In an attempt to curb acute food shortage, Kenyans officially dropped maize from their staple food with effect from 1st July. This follows reports that the country has experienced maize shortage 54 times in the last 53 years, and government officials claiming that western governments have conspired with maize to slow down the economic growth […]
