Kenyans on Twitter have given Ugandans an ultimatum to start Tweeting for themselves or simply leave Twitter and go back to sending smoke signals. In a collective statement that was issued by Kenyans on Twitter (#KOT), Ugandans were asked to start tweeting about their own country and not depend on Kenyans to run their Twitter. […]
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Ndakaini Dam only 19% Full
Despite the heavy rains that are pounding all parts of Kenya, causing floods, landslides and other forms of destructions, there is one mystery that no one can solve. The dam that supplies Nairobians with water is not responding to the rains. With all the seven forks dams full and spilling over, the one dam that […]
PostaMate Acquires Posta Kenya for 1.6 Million
PostaMate has come to the rescue of the struggling Postal Corporation of Kenya with an acquisition that is expected to be signed this afternoon. In an attempt to rescue the ailing corporation, PostaMate announced that it was planning to rebrand Posta Kenya and position it as a premier logistics company in Kenya, bringing it back […]
Kenyans Ranked as the Worst Bullies on Twitter by UN body
A survey by the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime (UNODC) has ranked Kenyans as the worst bullies on Twitter. In the survey which Kenya tops and Canada comes last at position 171, Kenyans excelled in their ability to come together and attack their common enemies, as well as deconstructing both real and perceived […]
Government Introduces Zoom Meetings Allowances
Civil servants in Kenya are set to start receiving allowances for any meeting they attend on Zoom as new government regulations on allowances kick in. Starting from April 2020, all civil servants up to job group J will receive an allowance of KShs 2500 ($25) per hour for any meeting they spend on Zoom or […]
Kenyatta University Ventilator turns out to be a Faulty Bicycle Pump
Unveiled with pomp, color and global media attention, the much-celebrated prototype of the pneumatic ventilator made in Kenyatta University has turned out to be a faulty bicycle pump. The device which had promised to transform the medical engineering in Kenya has turned into disappointment after it emerged that the actual prototype was simply a faulty […]
Relief after Prophet Owuor is Found Planting Trees
Followers of Prophet David Owuor are extremely relieved after photos of Prophet of Owuor planting trees at his Runda residence were leaked on various church WhatsApp groups earlier this week. In what turned out to be a breather for the Repentance and Holiness Ministry members, The Mightiest Prophet David Owuor was seen planting a number […]
Kisii University Launches ‘eLearning’ Program Using Smoke Signals
Kisii University is set to join other Universities offering distance learning programs, although in a very unconventional manner that combines technology and traditions. Speaking during the launch of the program, the University Vice Chancellor Professor John S Akama said that the Kisii based institution would embark om using smoke signals to communicate to students who […]
Kenya to Give Out KShs 300 million to Meme Makers
The government of Kenya has announced plans to disburse KShs 300 million to meme makers, meme lords and meme forwarders as one of the initiatives to cushion them from the effects of the coronavirus pandemic. In a statement from the president who serves as the patron of the memes club, also known as the Meme-in-Chief, […]
Uhuru Kenyatta Extremely Tired of Kenyans
President Uhuru Kenyatta opened up about his frustrations with the people he leads, citing their recklessness, ingratitude, incessant complaining and lack of purpose. In an emotional letter sent to one of his Penpals in the African Union, Uhuru said that he regrets being the president of Kenya and would not wish anyone else to go […]






