Kenyans all over the country have expressed remorse for all the corona virus jokes they have been making on social media, moments after they realized that the virus is actually real and already in Kenya. Moments after the president went live on TV to declare a near state of emergency due to the virus, Kenyans
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GoK Defends Sale of Donated Blood to Somalia
The government has finally decided to throw the Health CS Mutahi Kagwe under the bus and take a major about turn on sale of donated blood to Somalia. The Health CS who had earlier asked DCI to probe sale of donated blood to Somalia found himself an isolated man when several government officials denied any
Read moreState Capture – How Locusts Took Control of the Ministry of Agriculture in Kenya
As Kenya grapples with multiple problems in various sectors of the economy, it is now emerging that a bigger problem that has gone undetected for months is about to bring down the entire ministry of Agriculture. Locusts have taken over all operations and critical infrastructure at the ministry of Agriculture in Kenya. The infiltration Signs
Read moreRuto Threatens to Name and Shame Corrupt Politicians
The war on corruption in Kenya has received a major boost after the Deputy President threatened to name all the corrupt politicians who are stealing from Kenyans and eating the money meant for development. In a strongly worded presser that was sent to all media houses in Kenya, William Ruto warned the corrupt politicians that
Read moreAtwoli Angrily Throws away his Brain at a Press Conference
The Secretary General of the Central Organization of Trade Unions (COTU) Francis Atwoli angrily threw away his brain as he tried to make a point that a brain is not needed in Kenya. During a press conference called to discuss the importance of voter education and public participation in national development, Atwoli complained that some
Read moreMan Aborts Ruracio Midway in Kiambu due to Corona Virus Fears
In life, strategy is key. However, execution is what matters most, and a man from Siaya knew that it was time to execute when dowry negotiations quickly went South in Kiambu. Coronavirus has led to cancellation of many activities and events. Social media has been full of people complaining of how they have had to
Read moreUniversity of Nairobi Rediscovers Alphabets
In what appears to be the biggest research breakthrough in Kenya, the University of Nairobi has discovered the alphabet. A paper published in the Journal of Linguistics and Literature, the Institute of Advanced Languages highlights this groundbreaking discovery which is going to change the education landscape in Kenya. “The alphabet is going to be the
Read moreKenya: Covid-19 Better than CoronaVirus
In a puzzling Press Statement today, Kenya says coronavirus is more severe than covid-19. Explain why they were not taking the COVID-19 seriously by allowing 239 passengers from China into Kenya, the ministry of health said, “We have asked the 293 passengers from China to self quarantine because they are suspected of having COVID-19 which
Read moreSomalia threatens Kenya with Sanctions
The Federal Republic of Somalia has threatened to slap Kenya with sanctions if Kenya does not immediately withdraw its support of an independent Jubaland. In a statement that was issued by Somalia’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs, the government said that it was planning to deny all Kenyans Visa into Somalia, as well impose tariffs on
Read moreKenyatta University Mess Food a Possible Cure for Corona Virus
Experts from the World Health Organization and top pharmaceuticals globally are converging at Kenyatta University after it emerged that the University’s mess holds a potential cure for Corona Virus which is currently threatening the world. In what could be a game changer for the university that is trying to position itself as a World Class
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