Nairobi, Kenya – In a twist that has left football fans and political analysts equally bewildered, Musalia Mudavadi, the seasoned politician and current Prime Cabinet Secretary, was named Player of the Year at the recent Football Kenya Federation (FKF) awards gala. The announcement was met with a mix of applause, laughter, and sheer confusion as […]
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Youth Pastor Exposed as a Normal Guy After Football Match
A youth pastor from a local church has been exposed as a normal guy who could play rough, commit fouls, and lie to the referee after a friendly football match with his youth group. The shocking revelation has caused a stir among the church members, who had always seen him as a saintly and gentle […]
Premier League to Introduce New Rules to Make the Competition More Fair and Exciting
The Premier League has announced that it will introduce new rules for the 2023/24 season, aimed at making the competition more fair and exciting for all the clubs and fans. The new rules, which were unanimously approved by the 20 clubs, are as follows: The Premier League said that these new rules are designed to […]
Kenya Closes its Embassy in Mali after Mali Beat Harambee stars 6 – 0
Kenya’s Ministry of Sports has ordered the Ministry of Foreign Affairs to shut down Kenya’s embassy in Mali, following the humiliation of Harambee Stars by the Mali national team. Kenya lost to Mali in the African Football Confederation qualifiers for the Qatar 2022 with an aggregate score of 6 – 0, a score that shows […]
Nairobi Hospital Offers Free Therapy Sessions for Arsenal Fans
The Nairobi Hospital has opened its doors to upper class Kenyans who support Arsenal FC to go for free therapy. In a statement to the media, Hospital Chief Executive James Nyamongo who also happens to be an Arsenal Fan said that he fully understands what Arsenal fans are going through at the moment, and the […]
Bayern Munich Banned from all UEFA Matches for Three Years
The Union of European Football Associations (UEFA) has banned the German football club Bayern Munich from participating in any football match involving non German teams for three years for what it calls sports terrorism. This follows the team’s win against FC Barcelona where they decimated both their defense and their dignity. The ban which takes […]