Latest polls show that the former UNCTAD Secretary General Dr Mukhisa Kituyi is the leading presidential candidate for Kenya’s 2022 polls, but on Social Media. In a poll that has zero margins of error, Mukhisa Kituyi is popular among Kenyans online with 27% of Kenyans supporting him and followed closely by the Governor of Makueni […]
Tag: Kivutha Kibwana
Uhuru Warns Shallow State Against Scuttling the BBI Referendum
The government has come out guns blazing against some shallow state operatives who have expressed opposition to the revered BBI report. Speaking while collecting signatures from Internally Displaced Persons due to conflicts and lack of food in West Pokot County, President Uhuru Kenyatta said that the Building Bridges Initiative needs to be fast tracked so […]
Government Desperately Hunting for a Corruption Scandal in Makueni County
The Government is working overtime to unearth a corruption scandal in Makueni County as one of the strategies of passing the BBI document. Speaking during a BBI stakeholders meeting, BBI architect and Uhuru Kenyatta’s chief marionettist Raila Odinga said that all governors must be nudged to support the BBI through soft power and one of […]
Kivutha Kibwana Deemed too ‘Uncorrupt’ to be President
The verdict on Kivutha Kibwana is out: loud and clear. Kenyans have unanimously agreed that the Governor of Makueni County lacks the minimum viable level of corruption needed to become a president in 2022. Ordinary citizens, politicians, political analysts, political scientists, street analysts, jobless youths, injustice victims, marginalized tribes and even the cows of Kenya […]
Top Atheist in Kenya Converts to Christianity after Tasting Mangoes in Makueni
There was panic at the Atheists in Kenya offices after one of their officials converted to Christianity, minutes after tasting some fresh mangoes from Makueni County. The man who had been a staunch atheist until last week was on official duty when he encountered the godly fruits that are in season and had his Damascus […]