Corruption in the Police Department Drops by 0.0000000001%

Corruption in the police department has dropped by 0.0000000001% in the last one year.

Speaking during a ceremony to commemorate the positive milestone, the police commissioner lauded the servicemen for the improvement, insisting that the police force was moving in the right direction, albeit the speed.

The statistics mean that a quarter of a policeman did not receive a bribe for the recorded period, although the number of people working in the police force increased by 50% in the same period. The police force was also ranked the most corrupt government department for the 17th year running.

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